Friday Pondering

They actually voted to block the benefits bill to veterans. What a bunch of assholes

Republicans:
Big Mouth---Tiny Brain
Large Ego---Little Compassion or Empathy
Long on “What’s Wrong with the World---Short on Solutions
Narrow-Minded—Widely hypocritical

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After listening to all of the Faux News reporters and pundits gushing over their new hero, Russian President Vladimir Putin-on-a-Show, I’m pretty sure they will be moving their headquarters to Moscow anytime now.  Speaking of Faux News, have you ever seen all of their bonehead reporters in a group photo? 

Hmmm, I thought cloning was illegal? 

CPAC (Creepy Pathetic Asshole Conference) is going on in Washington D.C. this week and Congressmoron Paul (I Hate Poor People) Ryan attempted to show the difference between the left’s attitude toward the poor and his own by telling an anecdote at the end of his speech.  The problem is that the anecdote was made up. The Pinocchio gene runs deep in these boneheads.

A few thoughts on the Oscars show.  I understand the industry wanting to recognize their people but I can’t understand why they made it a contest.  I really don’t think movie making is a competition event.  I think the Oscars show should simply be a night of recognition.  I don’t get how you can compare the vastly different movies and decide one is better than the other. If they had stopped at the end of the nominee portion it would have been perfect.   They could say, out of all the movies made this year, we feel that these are the ten best and of all the performances by a male actor, here are the five best and etc.  You can still have a TV show, of course it would only be thirty minutes long, but they can still party all night.



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All Goober, All The Time

Congressmoron Steve (I Could Be the Dumbest Person in Texas) Stockman has decided to run against incumbent Texas Senaterrible John (I’m So Conservative That I Even Hate Myself) Cornyn. Here is the really good part. Little Stevie wants John’s seat because he thinks Johnny is not conservative enough.  I’m still laughing. Cornyn makes Attila the Hun look like Mother Teresa.

The Houston Chronicle has been running a series of articles on Steve that names him as the defendant in multiple lawsuits. They also say he is associated with a number of different businesses that seem to exist only on paper.  Mr. Stockman is a better con man than Congressman.

It will be interesting to see how Steve fairs in a statewide election. The results of a recent survey in his district show that the only people who recognized his name were defense lawyers and debt collectors.

I’m sure Steve will be calling on his good buddy, draft dodger and washed-up rocker, Ted (My Gun Is a 45 and so Is My I.Q.) Nugent, to help him campaign. Both of these boneheads are transplanted Yankees from Michigan.  I think we should have extradition laws for situations like this.  I understand Steve’s high school class in Royal Oak, Michigan voted him most likely to be the most embarrassing person in their school history

The delegation that President Obama is sending to the Olympics in Russia is made up of Billie Jean King and another gay athlete.  Russian President Vladimir Putin-on-a-Show should get a big kick out of this. Mr. Putin, by the way, was quite well known before becoming the President of Russia.  I’m sure you remember his big hit in the 90’s, “I’m too sexy for my shirt.” 

This bonehead is so far in the closet, he probably knows the White Witch of Narnia personally. 

I understand A&E network is considering a name change for their number one show to "Daffy Duck Dynasty."


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