Speaking of
humps.
I saw where
My Pillow Guy Michael (My pillows are soft and so is my head) Lindell
has declared that Daylight Savings time is a socialist plot and people
shouldn’t observe it. I’m not sure where that incredibly stupid idea came from,
but I’m pretty sure what little Mikey really wants is for us to turn the clocks
back to 1950 or so.
Another hump
of the day is North Carolina’s Congressmoron Madison (My legs don’t work
and neither does my brain) Cawthorn. Mobile Madison was caught on video admitting
he carries multiple weapons in his wheelchair into the U.S. Capitol. We already
knew he doesn’t carry any common sense into the building.
Also, Tampa
Bay QB Tom (Super Bonehead) Brady ruined a lot of folk’s football
plans this week by unretiring. I really
don’t know why I don’t like Tom; I just don’t. Come to think of it, I didn’t like any of The
Brady Bunch either.
Joining the
lump of humps is Florida Governor Ron (Demented) DeSantis who is about
to sign Florida’s Don’t Say Gay bill. The bill would ban discussions around gender
and sex in classrooms and keep the talk in restrooms, playgrounds, and back
alleys.
Today is
also National Panda Day. I will be spending the day pandering.
Tomorrow is
St. Patrick’s Day when we celebrate St. Patrick banishing all snakes from
Ireland. Of course, there were no snakes in Ireland to banish. The IRA hadn’t formed
yet. I understand when St. Patrick was
first confronted with this fact, he replied “You all can kiss my Blarney Stone.”
I plan on celebrating the day green with envy thinking about leprechauns and their
pot of gold.
Stay tuned for future adventures
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