Thoughts From A Warped Mind

 

Is the term “Bat Shit Crazy” a reference to Batman’s mental health?

 

Elmer Rhodes, the founder and head buffoon of the Oaf Keepers will continue getting three meals a day from the state.  The judge said this week that he liked the Keeper’s part and decided to keep Elmer in jail until his trial July 11^th. Of course, it didn’t help that Elmer’s wife showed the judge pictures of the escape tunnels Elmer had dug in their backyard and told of his history of domestic violence.

Sarah (Part-time Governor, Full-time Moron) Palin is back in the news and not for good reasons.  She was caught dining inside a posh New York restaurant even though she is not vaccinated against the virus.  She is in town dealing with a defamation suit she filed against the New York Times in 2017.  I remember being shocked when she first filed the suit.  I had no idea she could spell defamation.  At an anti-vaccine meeting in Arizona last month, Sara said, “It’ll be over my dead body that I’ll have to get a shot”.  Odd, I don’t think they give you shots after you are dead.

Former President and Wanna-Be-King, Donald Jerk Trump is coming to Conroe, Texas for a cult meeting.  There will be a private reception where cult members can fork over five grand to attend.  Also, they can get their picture made with their leader and participate in a round-table discussion for only $50, 000.  I’ve been to Conroe; I don’t know that there is 50k in the whole town.

 

Stay tuned for future adventures.