More Bubbles From My Soap Box
President Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump is now being known as Dead-Beat In Charge. It seems that Delinquent Donnie owes ten cities money from rally security. The tab is up around $800,000.00. Some of the cities invoices date back to 2016. I say we bring in repo man throw his ass in jail.
Despicable Donnie admitted on National TV yesterday that his real name is Benedict Arnold Trump. He also stated that the latest pol numbers showing him being beaten by every Democratic candidate are fake and besides people in Poland can't even vote.
Right-wing nut Reverend E.W (That's Eeeewww) Jackson is having a hissy fit with U.S. embassies flying the rainbow flag. Jackson declaring the flag was no different than the Confederate flag to him. I'm not sure what that means other than he is just another ignorant bigoted racist asshole.
Ole E.W. is the pastor at The Called Church. They rent a room at a Chesapeake hotel where he preaches, spews forth hate every Sunday. I'm assuming E.W. said that God called him and told him to start a church. I'm pretty sure it was a Microsoft robo call from India telling him he had a virus.
Knoxville, Tenn Detective Grayson (I Have) Fitts gave a sermon at his church "calling on the government and police to enforce the death penalty for homosexuals." Godawful Grayson quoted Leviticus in his rant. Leviticus was of course written by the Bible's number one homophobic, Moses. Mr. Fitts is now sitting at home where can read the bible 24 hours a day.
Radio host and Right Wing Nut pastor Rick ( I'm Just Nuts) Wiles said yesterday that "meatless burgers are part of a Satanic plot to turn people away from God." He said if you are eating vegetarian patties, you are rejecting God. He said it is right here in Bible, Ignoramus 12: 24 "Not only are streets paved with Gold, but there is a hamburger joint on every corner."
Sarah (Huckster) Sanders says she is leaving the White House. My question is, "Why would I believe anything she says?"
Stay tuned for future adventures
Maybe Sarah Huckster Sanders will go to work for her Uncle, the Colonel. She can do a different kind of winging it instead of winging it for Dick-tator Donnie. Fry-baby-fry.
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