The rumor is
that Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump is thinking of replacing Sahara (Pouty
Pinocchio) Hucksterbuck with Mr. Ed the talking horse as his press secretary.
Makes sense because he would have an even bigger horse’s ass delivering his
lies every day.
I understand
in the next election, if you vote for a Democrat, they will give you a “I
Voted” sticker and if you vote for a Republican, they will give you a “I’m With
Stupid” T-shirt.
Many in Washington now refer to Trump as King Ex-Lax since everything he
touches turns to shit.
Kentucky
Senator Mitch (I’m Just A Good Ole Asshole) McConnell is evidently going for
the Charlie Manson Man of The Year award by dragging his feet on the first-responders
money. Mitch and the little wife Elaine(I’m
A Crook, So I Married A Crook) Chao, who is Secretary of Transportation,are
the new Bonnie and Clyde of the 21st century.
The
Strawberry Moon was last night, and the True Believers are saying that the
Rapture will began today. Supposedly the Rapture is when all the Christians will
be swept up into Heaven and everybody else will be left behind. Hey I’m all for it. I’ll be glad when all
those judgmental hypocrites are gone.
Mike (Don’t
Ask Me) Pompeo Secretary of misSTATEments went on all the Sunday talk shows and
proved that he is a total buffoon. He didn’t have answer for anything. Having Pompeoious
as Secretary of State is like making Inspector Clouseau head of the F.B.I.
Stay tuned
for future adventures
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