Another Week In The Memory Bank

Another Republican Weenie has once again flashed his weenie. Pennsylvania GOP Chair Val (How Do Like My Penis) DiGiorgio has zipped up his pants, put down his camera and resigned.  Two hours after the word hit the street that Virile Val had sent pictures of his favorite part of his anatomy to a woman who was running for city council in Philadelphia. I guess he wanted to be named Prick of Philly.

Who does Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump have to sexually assault to get the media to talk about it…. MOTHER TERESA?  None of the Sunday morning talks shows mentioned the new accusation with the exception of MSNBC. Or maybe the question is how many need to accuse him before it sticks. Right now the number stands at 17. What is the tipping point. Of course we have to remember it took 35 women to finally bring Bill (Want To Have A Drink) Cosby to trial.

Speaking of Trumpy Poo. He was asked by a reporter if he had a exit plan if he decided to go to war with Iran. He said, “No. I don’t need a plan.” He might check in with former President George (All Hat And No Cattle) Bush how that worked out for him in Iraq. Or better yet some of the men still deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan. I believe the no exit plan is also known as the General Custer battle plan.

Trump’s chief of protocol (whatever the hell that is) Sean (I’ll Whip Them Into Shape) Lawler has had to resign. He is alleged to have harassed and discriminated his staff. It seems Scummy Sean carried a whip around in his office to intimidate co-workers.

Trump spent the week at the annual G-20 conference, formerly known as the “Summit on Financial Markets and World Economy. I understand he gave a seminar on “Scams, Schemes and Cons That Worked For Me”. According to others there, Trump spent time cozying up with his boss Vladimir (RootinTootin) Putin and joking about getting rid of journalist.

I watched both nights of the debate. I thought Harris and Warren came out looking the best. In fact I didn’t think there were any real clunkers at all with the exception of Chuck (God I Love To Hear My Self Talk) Todd. This bonehead is the most arrogant know-it-all on TV since Bill (Bully Boy) O’Reilly  faded into obscurity.

Stay tuned for future adventures.