A Personal Birthday Card

To the most 

Un-american, unpatriotic, uninteresting. uninformed, unknowledgeable, unbalanced,unaccomplished,unbelievable,uncivilized,uncouth,unfriendly,ungenerous, unhealthy,unintelligent,unfaithful,unlawful,unlearned,unmanly,unpleasant, unprincipled,unteachable asshole on the planet.

Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump

Here is hoping you have a very,very,very UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Oh look, Donnie is wearing his birthday suit and you can see why I call him the LITTLEST DICK-tator.

Stay tuned for future adventures.