Another
Republican Weenie has once again flashed his weenie. Pennsylvania GOP Chair Val
(How Do Like My Penis) DiGiorgio has zipped up his pants, put down his camera
and resigned. Two hours after the word
hit the street that Virile Val had sent pictures of his favorite part of his anatomy
to a woman who was running for city council in Philadelphia. I guess he wanted
to be named Prick of Philly.
Who does Donald
(Little DICK-Tator) Trump have to sexually assault to get the media to
talk about it…. MOTHER TERESA? None of
the Sunday morning talks shows mentioned the new accusation with the exception
of MSNBC. Or maybe the question is how many need to accuse him before it
sticks. Right now the number stands at 17. What is the tipping point. Of course
we have to remember it took 35 women to finally bring Bill (Want To Have
A Drink) Cosby to trial.
Speaking of
Trumpy Poo. He was asked by a reporter if he had a exit plan if he decided to
go to war with Iran. He said, “No. I don’t need a plan.” He might check in with former President George (All Hat And No Cattle) Bush how that
worked out for him in Iraq. Or better yet some of the men still deployed in
Iraq and Afghanistan. I believe the no exit plan is also known as the General
Custer battle plan.
Trump’s chief
of protocol (whatever the hell that is) Sean (I’ll Whip Them Into Shape)
Lawler has had to resign. He is alleged to have harassed and discriminated
his staff. It seems Scummy Sean carried a whip around in his office to
intimidate co-workers.
Trump spent
the week at the annual G-20 conference, formerly known as the “Summit on Financial
Markets and World Economy. I understand he gave a seminar on “Scams, Schemes
and Cons That Worked For Me”. According to others there, Trump spent time cozying
up with his boss Vladimir (RootinTootin) Putin and joking about
getting rid of journalist.
I watched
both nights of the debate. I thought Harris and Warren came out looking the
best. In fact I didn’t think there were any real clunkers at all with the
exception of Chuck (God I Love To Hear My Self Talk) Todd. This
bonehead is the most arrogant know-it-all on TV since Bill (Bully Boy)
O’Reilly faded into obscurity.
Stay tuned for
future adventures.