Another Hump Day

This week's biggest humps:

Lawmakers in Oklahoma want to use the gas chamber for the death penalty.  They said they thought now would be a good time since gas is down to $2.00 a gallon.  Well what else would you expect from a state whose motto is, OKLAHOMA: WE ARE OKIE DOPEY.

Seems the gun nut wackos in Washington State are shooting blanks.  They had promoted a big rally of thousands this past weekend to meet at the state capitol and be arrested.  So about 50 boneheads showed up and found out that the Legislature was not in session, the Governor was out of town and the place was locked up tight.  Nobody went to jail, but it is obvious that they all suffer from a serious case of arrested development.  Yeah, these guys know what they’re doing.  

Faux News bonehead Eric (I’m Actually A Bigger Asshole Than Bill O’Reily) Bolling went on the TV this week and denied that Christians, or people of any faith other than Islam have killed in the name of their religion.  Really Eric….Not one person killed in the name of religion. I wonder if Eric ever heard of google where I found this.

Around 5,000,000 in the first 4 crusades, with another 1,000,000 in the Albigensian Crusade.  Then to weed out those nasty people that were left, there was The Holy Office to deal with, which accounted for around another 140,000. Mostly tortured first before suffering some disgusting fate that they dreamed up.

Maybe 200,000 witches, then you can add in the Wars of Religion in Europe that was about 3,400,000, The 30 Years War, 40% of Germany annihilated plus 1000`s of others.
Then there was the persecution of the Jews, about 450,000 up to the end of the 17th century and so on.

About 23,500,000...maybe more.

Missouri State TeaNut Congressmoron Mike (I Live On The) Moon, is calling on the state’s legislature to repel ObamaCare with “manly firmness”. Does that mean he’s calling his peers a bunch of limp dicks?.

 I guess the Department of Defense doesn’t think there is enough sexual abuse going on in the military.  They spent a little over $500,000 on Viagra last year. I guess only “A few good men” could get it up.




Stay tuned for future adventures.