Friday, February 6, 2015
Have A Heart
A big day coming up a week from tomorrow and it involves the heart. Saturday the 14th is National Organ Donor Day. I know this is a tough subject to think about but do take the time to consider what you can donate. I personally don’t own an organ but I do have an old guitar and a stand up piano I will gladly give away.
Oh and Saturday is Valentine’s Day, so don’t forget your sweetie or you may be donating teeth. I also think that tomorrow would be a good day for someone to donate a heart to the Republican Party. It is pretty oblivious that they don’t have one.
Utah TeaNut Republican Brian (Not Only Am I A Mormon, But I’m Also a Moron) Greene says he is not sure it’s rape if the victim is unconscious. I think maybe it would be a good idea to donate a brain to Brian.
And a heartfelt thanks goes out to Kory (Shoot First and to Hell With the Questions) Watkins, the head gun nut for Open Carry Guns in Texas, for being the “Typhoid Mary” of gun nuts everywhere. In his latest rant, he has threatened to shoot legislators who voted against gun laws. This bonehead has done more to stop the open carry idea dead in it’s tracks than anyone on the liberal side of this debate.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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