Here is a headline from MSNBC.
Gingrich Surges to Second in GOP Campaign
There is no surge. Gingrich simply inherits second place after Perry and Cain die of self-inflicted injuries.
I understand Herman (Nein, nein, nein) Cain is going for a new tactic this week to try to stem the accusations of sexual harassment that have been thrown at him. He is bringing in a former assistant, three former secretaries and two hookers to testify that he was always a gentleman and tender lover no matter if they were doing it in his office, corporate suite or the back seat of his car.
I know Halloween is over but here is a scary thought. Herman Munster would be a better President than Herman Cain.
The rioting students, the coaches and the school administrators; all of these boneheads should be attending the State Pen instead of Penn State.
I certainly believe that Dr. Conrad Murray should not be able to practice medicine again but I didn’t agree with the charge of first degree manslaughter. I thought it should have been first degree really-creepy-asexual-pop-singer-slaughter.
Andy Rooney, my favorite curmudgeon, passed away last week and you can bet he is pissed off about it. I can hear him now, “Don’t ya just hate it when you die.”
It is obvious that the so-called Supercommittee in Congress should change its name to Superficialcommittee.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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