Friday Fun Facts

Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump says that he got the endorsements of 88 military leaders and veterans this week. I decided to do a little checking and see who these people are and found this.

11 bell ringers with the Salvation Army
6 sales clerks at Old Navy
12 veterans of the War on Drugs.
7 volunteers from Arnold Palmer’s Arnie’s Army in the sixties.
14 Montana Minute Men
9 veterans from the Cup Cake Wars on the Food Channel
13 people who worked for General Motors
16 members of the G.I. Joe fan club

When Libertarian candidate for President of the United States Gary (Every Man For Himself) Johnson was asked for his opinion on Aleppo he said that he never used it. He went on to say that his dogs preferred Purina.

Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert said today that Hillary was “mentally impaired.”  This from a man whose I.Q. and age or the same number.  

Stay tuned for future adventures.