More Bubbles From My Soapbox

There are two sides to the Republican Party. There is what they say and then there is what they do. I have noticed that the two never seem to match up.

This is what they say:

Ever Republican politician loves to rail and rant on how big and intrusive the Government is. All they want to do is reduce government and get them out of our lives.

This is what they do:

They pass the worse and most intrusive piece of legislation ever written in my lifetime and now want to extend and expand it.  The Patriot Act.  They have put Arkansas Senaterrible Tehran Tom (I My Brain Is Made Of) Cotton in charge of doing this. I can see why, he has the least experience in foreign policy in all of Congress. They also do everything they can to keep government in our bedrooms and in women’s health care.

This is what they say:

We are doing this for our children and grandchildren because our children are the most important thing in the world.

This is what they do:

Every Republican governor in the country has slashed the budget for education in their state.  They are against every environmental issue on the table which tells me they could give a shit about the future. The unborn are their primary focus. Once they are born, they couldn't care less.

This is what they say:

They say they want to get rid of welfare programs, i.e food stamps and etc, because it just makes people dependent on the government.

This is what they do:

They give billions of dollars in subsidies and tax breaks to large corporations who make billions and billions of dollars in profit every year.   

They might think about changing the name to the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Party.  It would be much more accurate.  

 Stay tuned for future adventures.

Friday Flakes

Wisconsin Governor Scott (I Need A) Walker who acts like he wants to be President had this to say about foreign policy this week. "The best president in my lifetime when it comes to foreign affairs was a guy who was governor of California”. He was speaking about this guy of course.

I guess Scott thinks that we shouldn’t negotiate with Iran, we should SELL them weapons

Poor little Senterrible of Kentucky, Rand (My Mother Invented Fish Sticks) Paul is having another hissy fit because those gun nuts over at the NRA (Nutty Rabid Assholes) didn’t invite him to their little get together this weekend.  Word is that he doesn’t have near big enough gun. Personally I think he is mad because he won’t get to hang out with this guy.

Possible TeaNut Republican candidate for President and nutjobsurgeon Dr. Ben (I Prefer to Be Called Kit) Carson thinks that “selfies” are bringing down America.  Yes sir, that’s the kind of stuff you want the President of the United States dealing with. I'm telling ya, this guy is out to make Herman (999) Cain look like a genius. 

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Arkansas Senterrible Tehran Tom (My Brain Is Made Of) Cotton said that we should bomb Iran’s nuclear facilities. He went on to say that it wouldn’t take but a few days to do the job and wouldn’t be anything like Iraq. Well he is right about one thing; it wouldn’t be anything like Iraq.  It would be at least ten times worse.  What a complete bonehead.

Remember. If you love war. Vote Republican.




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First Thoughts of a New Week

I’m pretty sure climate change is real.  This morning it was 55 degrees and already it is up to 73.

Last week Texas Senaterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz ranted at the International Association of Firefighters legislation conference this past week and instead of applause, you could hear a pin drop. Yesterday little Teddy finally figured out how to get a reaction from his audience. He screamed at a little kid "the world's on fire" and made her cry.  What a bonehead.

I can see why Arkansas Senaterrible Tehran Tom (Full Time Homophobic Misogynist, Part Time Christian) Cotton wrote the letter to Iran.  He has a lot in common with the leaders of Iran. Here are a few quotes from Tom Dumb. “Men are simple creatures. It doesn’t take much to please us. The problem is women.” “It’s women’s fault when couples divorce.” “Women are poor because they choose to not have a man in their lives.” “Women should be allowed to divorce only in cases of violence.”  Don’t you know his wife Anna is proud of him.

I noticed where the RNC is selling the official Dick (I Really Am A Dick) Cheney cowboy hat to raise money.  I understand it is guaranteed to lower you I.Q. overnight.


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