Just More Dumb Stuff

Former Virginia Governor Jim (I Don’t Know Who I Am Either) Gilmore decided to climb aboard the Republican Presidential Hindenburg.  I believe he will be in seat 117.  Jimbo is a former Army intelligence officer and after seeing this decision, I think the key word here is former.

Jim says the country needs a real leader and since he served as the drum major for his school marching band, he feels he has the experience needed for the job. Jim also said,   “I am committed to addressing the central problems facing the nation.” In other words he thinks the mid-west is in real trouble. I have to agree that Kansas sure as hell needs help..

Presidential hopeless Donald (Hair-Brained) Rump says the Republicans need to stop being the party of NO.  He says if he is elected he will surround himself with the best “Yes” men money can buy. 

I was sitting in a little café here in lovely East Texas when I overheard a man saying some really stupid things.  I turned around and asked him if he was a racist?  He said, “Hell yeah, I watch NASCAR every Sunday.” 

Some things I have been pondering.

I’m not into religion so some of this Christian stuff eludes me.  I see all of these 1^st Baptist church’s everywhere.  What’s with that?  They can’t all be the first one.

Are Methodist people who are addicted to meth?

Are Episcopalians people who were born in Episcopal?  I think it’s in the Himalayas

Are all Baptist named John?. 

I’ve said it before but I’ll say again.  If you really were born again, why didn’t you get a better hair-do?

 If you use social media are you a socialist?

I don’t understand why TeaNut Republicans insist that they are Not Pro Choice when they think that gay people choose to be gay and poor people chose to be poor.  Also they claim to be Pro-life, but love the death penalty and like war. They really are Pro-Birth because they certainly don’t seem to give a shit about children after they are born. Why else would they continually cut money out of education and welfare? 

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Friday Foolery

Looks like the accommodations for the Republican Convention are set.

Oh goodie, we have another bonehead who says he is going to climb into the ill-fated GOP Hindenburg.  Former Virginia Governor Jim (I Know, I’ve Never Heard Of Me Either) Gilmore says he checked his social calendar and didn’t have a thing penciled in for the next couple of years, so why not.  Jimbo was also a former U.S. Army Intelligence Officer.  I would say that this decision shows that the keyword here is former.

Little Jimmy says he thinks President Obama’s economic policies have been a big failure. Really?  Let’s see what Obama has done since inheriting George Warmonger Bush’s colossal financial implosion.

Here in Texas where people like to say everything is bigger, even the dumb stuff.  The new history books downplay the role of slavery in the civil war. Texas Education board member Pat (I Are A High School Graduate) Hardy says that the Civil War was fought over “states rights.” Not slavery.  Uh, yeah, the right for states to own slaves. It says so in the south’s declaration of secession eighteen times. 

This is just another example of a lame-brained TeaNut Republican rewriting history to suit their needs.  I can’t wait for the next edition to come out because I’m sure Texas wins the Alamo. 

I once read that the only reason Texas doesn’t fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks so bad.  I am beginning to think that might be true. The Oklahoma Supreme Court ruled last week that the Ten Commandments monument in front of the state capitol would have to be removed. Oklahoma Governor Mary (I’ve) Fallin (And Can’t Get Up) says no way and is asking the state legislature to change their constitution.  That certainly fits right in with their state motto, Oklahoma: We’re Okie Dopey.

Here is another bonehead from the state of Loseranna, you know the fine state that has Governor Booby (Jihad) Jindal and Phil (Duck Dickhead Dynasty) Robertson. Dale (Dr. Kevorkian Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Me) Cox who is the acting District Attorney for Caddo Parish in Loseranna is all for the death penalty. Terminator Dale says we need to “kill more people.”  He went on to say, “Retribution is a valid societal interest,”  No Dale you dumbass, the death penalty is revenge, not retribution.  

Stay tuned for future adventures.