Sheet For Brains

I wasn’t going to write about this, but alas I must.  First many GOP (Gang of Prevaricators) boneheads immediately jumped into defending Republican Majority Whip Steve (If You Are White, You’re Alright) Scalise after finding out he spoke at a White Supremacy meeting. You remember little Stevie claimed he didn’t know it was a Klan gathering, he thought it was a convention for sheet salesmen.

So everybody from John (Its My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To) Boehner to Sarah (Half Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin said what a great guy Steve was. Then this week Bill (America’s Biggest Bully) O’Reily had head Klan Butthead David (I’m Not A Racist, I Just Hate Black People) Duke on his TV show to blather on how he wasn’t a racist.

Anyway I found this article on Democrats Organizing for America.  I couldn't find who wrote it, but it says exactly what I think.

"I'm not a racist but..."
Sure you are. You just changed your clothes.

In 2015, racists with white hoods and swastikas- while they're still out there- are marginalized and shunned; relics of a bygone era. Today's modern racist wears a suit and a Tea Party hat and talks about "urban thugs' instead of ni**ers.

Instead of burning crosses in yards they cut funding for schools in poor neighborhoods and advocate mandatory drug testing for welfare recipients.
Instead of demanding separate drinking fountains they warn of immigrant children carrying Ebola and sent by Muslims to infect and destroy America.

They don't scream and curse at black children attending white schools any more- they just try to take away their school lunch and any chance for a college scholarship.
They don't make folks sit in the back of the bus, they just refuse to pay them a living wage and call that 'freedom' and 'liberty'.

They don't refuse to sit in the same restaurant as black people- they just wonder about the President's birth certificate, say that he 'doesn't have American values' and accuse him of flashing gang signs.

They don't keep black people as slaves any more... they just compare everything from health insurance to food stamps to slavery and remind us that after all slaves DID get free room and board.

They don't lynch them in the dark, they just cheer when the police shoot them down in broad daylight for 'resisting arrest' or 'making a threatening gesture' like holding a cell phone.

So please- keep your "I'm not a racist" excuses to yourself. You can dress yourself up any way you like- call yourself a "conservative Christian pro-life trickle-down flat-tax tough-love Republican" or whatever other disguise you choose, but a racist by any name has the same disgusting smell. It's the smell of hate and entitlement, and it gives you away every time.

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New Wednesday-Same Ole Humps

Bill (The Only Thing Bigger Than My Mouth is My Ego) O’Riley’s latest paranoid conspiracy laden drivel is “Killing Patton.” Billy boy has dreamed up a plot where Joesph Stalin had General Patton murdered. If this were a sold as a piece of fiction it would be mildly entertaining but Big Mouth Bill wants you to believe this is a true story.   Yeah, you know, like he wants you to believe he is a real writer.  

If little Willy really wanted to write an expose, he would write “Killing Brain Cells” which is what happens to people who watch Faux News.

OMG, I do believe that hell has frozen over.  Fox News political analyst Juan ( Of Course I'm a Token) Williams had this to say in an opinion piece this week.  “On Obama’s watch, 5.1 million jobs have also been added to payrolls, the S&P/Case-Shiller national home price index is up about 17 percent and the S&P 500 stock index has more than doubled while hitting all-time records."  What! You can't say anything positive about Obama on Faux News. I wonder how long it will take Roger (HMFIC) Ailes  to fire this guy.

An independent audit of Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry’s Texas Enterprise Fund gave away almost 222 million dollars to entities that never submitted applications or promises to create jobs. Well isn’t that friendly of Mr. GoodHair. Also his asshole buddy Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott is refusing to disclose who walked away with all that loot. Gregg says he doesn’t kiss and tell. The only sex here is that once again, John Q. Pubic is the one getting screwed.

Speaking of ole Greggy poo, I believe there are two ways to keep this asshole out of the Governor’s Mansion. (A) Vote his dumb ass into oblivion) (B) Remove the ramps.     

After reading more about the breach at the White House, I finally understand why they are called The Secret Service. It’s like they are not even there.



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Holiday Tidbits

I really don’t get why the Christian conservatives are so upset with what they are calling the” War on Christmas.”  If the so called “War on Christmas” goes anything like the “War on Drugs.” Or “War on Poverty,” they have absolutely nothing to worry about.  Christmas seems to be bigger and better than ever if you go by the retail ads and Christmas decorations.   Mostly I think they just need something to bitch about.  I think maybe we should have a Season for Reason.

Actually I think all of this inane non-stop media crap began with the advent of 24 hour news channels.  The problem being there just isn’t 24 hours of news to report so they had to come up with something to talk about. So every little difference of opinion suddenly became news. What a waste of time and energy.

Speaking of news I just read where the author of the Anarchist Cookbook is saying to take his book out of print. It has supposedly sold more than two million copies. I am stunned. I have never heard of it and I watch the Food Channel all the time.

Boy, are blowhard Bill (I Am Not the Smartest Guy in the Room Even When I Am Alone) O’Really and Faux News bimbo Megyn (I Can’t Even Spell My Name) Kelly going to be pissed when they hear about this.  The Hilton Americas hotel in Houston has created a sculpture of Santa Claus for their lobby.  It was made completely out of a half-ton of DARK CHOCOLATE.

Harold (Hey, How About this Date?) Camping, the wacko preacher who kept predicting when the world would end has died.  Bummer, now we’ll never know when the world will end.  




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Friday's Musing and Pondering

I saw this sign today.

I am  pretty sure I know the answer.

Remember when Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry gave this quote when trying to correct what his wife had said about abortion? He said, "From time to time we'll stick the wrong word in the wrong place, and you pounce upon it,"

Well I am pretty sure ole Gregg (I’m Trying To Make Sure Only My Friends Can Vote) Abbott stuck a couple words in that he didn’t mean when he said. “I’m proud to say there is nobody in the state of Texas who has done more to fight to help women than I have in the past decade.” The two words he in stuck in by mistake are “to help”.  This asshole has a long history of anti-women voting issues.

New Jersey Republican Senate nominee Steve (My Mentor is Ted Cruz) Lonegan who is 12 points behind in the polls to Democrat Cory Booker is bringing in Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin to stump for him.  That is like drowning and hollering for some one to throw you an anchor. 

The controversy over the name of the Washington Redskins has increased.  Now people are not sure which is more disrespectful and degrading, Redskins or Washington?

 “Bullying” is a huge problem in America and yet Bill (I Am America’s Number One Bully) O’Really is still on TV.  

When was the last time you purchased something for a dollar at Dollar General?




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