That Trump’s
a real Sharpie…..
Republican Congressmoron
James ( I Have No Common) Sensenbrenner from Wisconsin has
decided not to run for reelection. Jurassic James is in his 22 term in
Congress. I’m not sure if he was around during the signing of the constitution
or not.
Ole
Jerkwater James was one of the architects of the Patriot Act, possibly one of
the worst pieces of legislation to ever come down the pike and voted against
giving emergency aide to victims of hurricane Katrina. Don’t let the door hit
you in your ass on the way out Jimbo.
Texas
Governor Greg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott continues to push back
against calling for a special session on gun-control measures. I mean what’s
the rush. The legislature which meets every other year, will convene again in
2021 and how many people could possibly be injured or killed by then?
If we are
going to get caught up in a trade war, surly we can find someone to trade Trump
for.
Trumpypoo’s
new press secretary Stephanie (I’ll Drink To That) Grisham sobered up
long enough to send a stupid email to CNN about a mistake they had made. CNN
wrote back and said “Yes, we made a mistake and corrected in thirty seconds.
And now are admitting it. You all should try it sometime.” Drum roll goes here.
Stay tuned
for future adventures.
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