Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Politicians, Preachers and Pimps



The usual disclaimer: There are no stories about pimps here.





Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump just announced that he has fired National Security advisor John (Bombs Away) Bolton.  My understanding is that thing on Trump’s head was jealous of Bolton’s moustache.



Republican State Senator from Tennessee Kerry (Dumb And Proud Of It) Roberts wants to eliminate higher education. I think Kooky Kerry wants everyone to be as stupid as he is. He says that getting rid of higher education will “save America.” Save America from what? Being smart…. Once again, I must point out where the GOP finds these people.





Aides to Liberty University’s Jerry (Daddy Was Jerk, I’m A Real Asshole) Falwell Jr. have decided to talk about their boss. They say he really likes to talk about his sex life. One employee said, “all he wanted to talk about was how big his penis was.” Sounds like even ole Jerkwater Jerry knows how big a DlCK he is.  



Stay tuned for future adventures.



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