The usual disclaimer: There are no stories about pimps here.
Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump
just announced that he has fired National Security advisor John (Bombs
Away) Bolton. My understanding is
that thing on Trump’s head was jealous of Bolton’s moustache.
Republican
State Senator from Tennessee Kerry (Dumb And Proud Of It) Roberts
wants to eliminate higher education. I think Kooky Kerry wants everyone to be
as stupid as he is. He says that getting rid of higher education will “save America.”
Save America from what? Being smart…. Once again, I must point out where the
GOP finds these people.
Aides to Liberty
University’s Jerry (Daddy Was Jerk, I’m A Real Asshole) Falwell Jr.
have decided to talk about their boss. They say he really likes to talk about
his sex life. One employee said, “all he wanted to talk about was how big his
penis was.” Sounds like even ole Jerkwater Jerry knows how big a DlCK he is.
Stay tuned
for future adventures.
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