Friday, September 13, 2019

It's Friday The 13th, Which Means Tomorrow Is Saturday The 14th.








Donald (KKK) Trump said last night that energy efficient light bulbs make him look “orange.” And as we all know, the spotlight makes him look “STUPID.”






Sarah (Part-Time Governor, Full-Time Moron) Palin’s hubby Todd has filed for divorce. Todd cited “incompatibility of temperament” as the reason. I think that is Todd’s way of saying, “I’m OK.  She’s an idiot doofus.” They were married for 31 years so I guess 32 was a bridge too far.


Oh look, another bonehead politician from Texas has opened his mouth and inserted his cowboy boot.  State Representative Briscoe (Just Call Me BOZO) Cain, warned Beto O’Rourke that his AR gun is ready for Beto which amounts to a death threat of a presidential candidate.  It could be that the F.B.I. is getting ready for a little face time with Briscoe BOZO.


More emails are surfacing from Jerry (Daddy Was A Jerk, I’m A Real Asshole) Falwell Junior.  One of the kingpins in the Industry of Religion, Junior Falwell, referred to some of the students at Liberty University as “social misfits and emotionally imbalanced.” He called the former dean “a bag of hot air” who “couldn’t spell the word profit.” He also said the campus police chief “was a half-wit and easy to manipulate.” It is easy to see why Judas Jerry Junior is a real fan of Trump.  Birds of a feather as they say. 


On a positive note, I am totally hooked on two new TV shows. Carnival Row on Amazon and The Umbrella Academy on Netflix. Not only quirky concepts on both but great writing and acting.



Stay tuned for future adventures.



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