From The Crusades which killed millions of innocent people, to accusations of sympathizing with the Nazi’s, and years of scandalous child abuse, the Catholic Church has finally drawn the line. They have said NO to participating in a fund raiser with Hooter’s Restaurants.
Just when you think true love will conquer all, reality steps in and breaks your heart. Hugh Hefner who is 85 and Crystal Harris who is 25 have broken their engagement. It was an age thing. Hugh thought she was only 19.
Spiderman the Musical finally opened on Broadway. Estimated cost is around $70 million so far. Man they should have used Lee Majors and saved $64 million dollars.
I think Hollywood has gone a little over the top with comic book hero movies. So far they have done Superman, Batman, Spider Man, Iron Man, The Elephant Man and The Rain Man. Now they are down to The Maytag Repair Man, The Door Man, The Maintenance Man, The Foreman, The Oil Man, The Tax Man and of course The Man.
Newton Leroy (Hen Pecker-head) Gingrich said he felt “liberated” by the resignations of his campaign staff. Now instead of having to listen to all of those experts telling him what to do, he only has to follow orders from Cruella Gingrich.
Beef-Shish-Ke-Bob, the Human Resource director for Al-Qaida announced a new leader today. Ayman al-Zawahri has agreed to a two year or death contract; which ever comes first. Critics say he is not as charismatic as Bin Laden but he’s just as wacky.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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