I Thought The Civil War Was Over

People say that President Donald (KKK) Trump and Vice-President Mike (If You Are White, You Are Alright) Pence very seldom talk and are never in the same room together. Well I have proof that they do talk and here’s the photo.

Eric (I Want My Daddy) Trump went on Fox and Friends Fanatics and said this about his dad, “95% of the country is behind him.” I believe it is more like there are 95 people in the country behind him.

There is a reason the Republicans are silent about Trump’s racist tweets.

See any people of color behind him.

Republican candidate for Senate Kris (l Wish My Middle Name Was Krispy) Kobach was asked on CNN if he would still support Trump even if he said he was a racist. Kris said, “he would have to weigh who Trump was running against.” BUZZZZZ. Wrong answer. What a bonehead…..

Remember when the ballooning federal deficit was going to be the end of the world for America according to the Republicans? Now that the deficit is going up another trillion dollars under Trump, it is no big deal. Rush (Huge Ego, Bigger Mouth, Tiny Brain) Slimebaugh said today, “nobody is a fiscal conservative anymore.” Seems the Republicans amnesia is now at a 100%.

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Some More Of This And A Little Bit Of That

I’ll bet you can’t name Donald (KKK) Trump’s new press secretary.  I couldn’t either until a few minutes ago when I accidently stumbled on it. Her name is Stephanie (The Invisible Woman) Grisham. She has been on the job for 15 days now and hasn’t given a single press briefing. Looks like former press secretary Sarah (Fuck-a-Me) Sanders taught her well.  

Someone commented the other day that Trump could be the first President in 130 years to not have a pet dog. That is not true.  He has Lindsay (I’ll Lick Your Balls) Graham.

Trump says “I don’t have a racist bone in my body.” Bones aren’t racist. Brains are and his is full-blown racist.

I never used the excuse when I was in school that my dog ate my homework, but today I had to tell my bank that my neighbors dog ate my billfold.

The overwhelming silence from the Republicans after Trump’s racist tweets and speeches is deafening.  

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Off To A Monday Start

It seems we are in a “Whip-lash” moment in American history. We went from an intelligent, caring Black President to an extremely stupid racist White President in one fell swoop.  Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump latest racist tweets prove that he is unfit for office.  Millions of voters knew that in 2016, actually 65,844,954, but there were millions of voters who voted for the character on The Apprentice who was played by Trump.

Here is example of how well Republican Senaterrible Mitch ( Lead Crook In The Senate) McConnell has taken care of his state. The highest use of food stamps in America is Owsley County, Kentucky. It is 99 % white and 95% Republican.

The Brookings Institution, a research group in Washington D.C. has found that Trump’s “A Team” turnover is 74% as of July of 2019. I’m not sure if the A stands for Asshole or not. It could stand for atrocious, atrocity, asinine or abysmal. I know it stands for his cult members.

When ever I hear his cult members tell everyone how they are Christians, it reminds me of this Mark Twain quote, "If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be...a Christian.

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Week-End Update

Vice-President Mike (If You Are White, You Are Alright) Pence took a trip down to the Texas border to check the situation where kids are locked in cages and separated from their parents. Pence saw with his own eyes 400 men who hadn’t been able to shower or sleep lying down and instead of  having compassion blamed the Democrats. This milk-toast faux-Christian asshole should be the one locked in a cage.

Border Patrol Chief Carla (Lock em Up, Throw away the Key) Provost made this statement when the news broke about a secret Facebook group posting racist and sexist comments about immigrants. “These posts are completely inappropriate and contrary to the honor and integrity I see and expect from our agents day in and day out.” 

This week we find out Creepy Carla was a no honor and no integrity member of that group making terrible comments. She needs to be locked up in the same cage as Pence. Ooh..wouldn’t that upset Pinhead Pence’s feelings about being alone in the same room with a woman other than his Stepford wife.

Let’s keep our thoughts on the folks in Louisiana as hurricane Barry comes ashore.

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A Bit Of News

President Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump held a press conference today to announce that he has folded like a cheap card table on the census citizenship question. He tried to act like they hadn’t lost the issue but had decided to do something else.

What a bonehead. It was like if the coach of Los Angles Rams had held a press conference after last year’s Super Bowl and said that after studying the game and looking at the tape that they had decided that they could not be declared the winner because the New England Patriots had scored more points.

 So when it came out that Alan (Dipshit) Dershowitz had gotten a massage at Jeffery (The Younger,The Better) Epstein’s mansion, he goes running over to Fox News and stutters “I kept my underwear on”. I do believe it would have been smarter for dipshit to have kept his mouth shut.

From the fallout I have seen of Secretary of Labor Alex (Really Creepy) Acosta press conference yesterday, he will be looking for a new place to labor soon.

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Hump Day

I am stunned. I didn’t think that anyone could top Trump as the most incompetent, stupid lying asshole in the country and then I watched today’s Secretary of Labor Alex (Really Creepy Looking) Acosta’s press conference. This jerk should share a jail cell with Epstein.

Since sex trafficking is headlining news with the arrest of Jeffery (The Younger, The Better) Epstein, I thought this was interesting. Back on Dec. 19th of last year, a widely bipartisan human trafficking bill passed unanimously in the Senate and in the House 418 to 1. The one no vote was cast by Florida Congressmoron Matt (Proud Trump Cult Member) Gaetz. This jerk is living proof that shit rises to the top

It seems Mr. Bankruptcy, that’s what New Yorkers call Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump, is at it again. His big July 4th celebration to himself cost $1.7 million dollars which has bankrupted the Washington D.C. security fund. This is a fund that is used to protect the capital from terrorist threats. The Mayor of D.C. sent a letter to Trump telling him the fund has been depleted. Trump still owes the city $7.3 million in expenses from his 2017 inauguration. What a total dead beat

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No Wonder They Call It Blue Monday

Convicted sex offender Jeffrey (The Younger, The Better) Epstein was arrested in New York on new charges of sex-trafficking. Epstein who had been arrested and charged for similar crimes in Florida more than a decade ago, but ended up with a slap on the wrist, actually more like a hand-job, from then Florida Attorney General Alex (Am I Creepy Looking Are What? ) Acosta.

Acosta is now in the Trump cabinet as Secretary of Labor which incidentally oversees sex-trafficking. Wow isn’t that interesting? I can’t wait to see the fallout from this scandal. I don’t think Acosta is the only one to get caught up in this mess.

Presidential candidate Eric (Does Anybody Know Who I Am?  )Swalwell has changed his campaign song from Rodney Atkins “Caught Up in the Country” to Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust.” I think Eric had some good ideas but not enough name recognition around the country.

Former Secretary of State of Kansas Kris (I Wish My Middle Name Was Krispy) Kobach who ran for Governor of Kansas last election and got his ass handed to him by Democrat Laura (I Got Way More Votes) Kelly has now decided to run for the Senate. The campaign is not off to a good start. It seems Kris misspelled his first name on the Senate registration. He said it was no big deal because being a Republican Senator all he has to spell is NO.

Former Vice-President Joe (My Baggage Outweighs My Experience) Biden finally apologized for comments he made weeks ago about segregation. I think that comes under the “A day late and a dollar short” excuses.

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