The Chickens Have Come Home to Roost

Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry has been indicted on two felony counts of abusing his power.

If you are going to abuse your power, you really shouldn’t tell the public that you are going to do that.

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Home Again

Back home from the trip to the big city. One of the interesting things we saw was this establishment which is obviously owned by a TeaNut goober.

I don’t think spelling is part of the home schooled curriculum.

So sad to hear about Robin Williams.  He was a very talented, funny man. When I was young I discovered Jonathan Winters and thought he was the funniest person alive and then Robin came along was even funnier and faster.  I will miss Mr. Williams.  He always made me laugh.

 

Here is another Jonathan who made me laugh. Jonathan (Sometimes I’m Happy but I am Never Gay) Saenz is head of a group called Texas Values.  They are an anti-gay group here in the Lone Star state and think homosexuality is the ultimate sin.  Jonathan’s belief is that gays want to put Christians in concentration camps. I have no idea where this bonehead got this idea but he evidently really believes it. Now here is the part that made me hoo haa with laughter.  His wife is divorcing him for another woman. Don’t you just love irony.   

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On The Road Again

My sweetie and I are heading to the big city.  I am pretty sure our weekend will be filled with lots of “Gollllie, look at that building and where in the hell are we?”  We have been living in East Texas for almost three years now and I’m afraid our I.Q. has dropped a few points. Oh well, such is life. 

The bus is fueled up and ready to roll.

 I have the feeling there will be a number of points of interest along the way.

 

 

 We have been here a couple of times.

 

 Not to mention here.

We missed this exit.

But of course made this one.

We love the beach but I'm not sure about this one.

I think Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry lives down this road.

Or maybe it's this one.

By the way, this Friday will be the 40^th anniversary of Richard (I’m Not a Crook, I’m Just Real Stupid) Nixon flying off into oblivion after resigning from the Presidency in shame.  I understand the Republicans will have 18 and ½ minutes of silent prayer for Nixon’s secretary Rose Mary Woods and her trusty tape eraser.

 

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Monday Morning Quarterback

Why I am proud to be called a liberal minded person.

A new survey reports that 81% of the country thinks this Congress has been very un-productive, but here is the scary part. 3% think they have been very productive. I am pretty sure those 3% are east Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert constituents. How else can you explain an idiot like Louie getting elected five times?  

 

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Friday Foolishness

The most do-nothing Congress in history is going to take a vacation break. I guess that doing nothing all day can really wear your ass out.

 

You have to give the “Just Say No” Republicans credit for consistency.  They said No to their own border bill.  Another fine example of your hard earned tax dollars at work just sitting there on their butt.

 

Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am as Stupid as I Look) Gohmert says that all of those immigrant children coming across our borders are lying about Central America being a violent place. Louie says that he has been all through that area and Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas and Missouri are lovely places. 

 

 

I get really tired of people sending me the little signs and quotes of how things were so great in the good ole days. You know not all of the good ole days were so great. How about when the earth was flat and people were falling off the edge and stuff?

Best picture of the week.

And this bonehead wants to be President.

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The Whole Nine Yards

The Yard Machine

The Yard Man

The Yard

The Yard Art

 This yard helps to keep my mind off of this stockyard which is always knee deep in bullshit.

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Friday's Flakes

I have to admit that most of the time it is fairly easy to find some bonedheaded politician or some other goober that has said or done something really stupid that I can make fun of, but every once in a while I come across some things that are so incredibly stupid that even I am speechless. Almost that is.

First there is NRA (National Rabid Assholes) commentator Billy (My I.Q. and My Gun Are Both 44’s) Johnson who thinks everyone should have a gun including children.  Billy has made a video where he says,   “What if, instead of gun-free zones, we had gun-required zones?”  Billy believes kids should study guns in school along with math and science.  I guess Ole Buckshot Billy would have the first graders start out with bb guns and work up to AK-47’s by fourth grade so they can grow up to be this guy.

Let’s see, we have only had 74 school shootings since Sandy Hook in December of 2012, so this should kick those statistics into high gear. Some of those arguments at recess and in the lunch room could really have some fire works.  Bonehead Billy also thinks that arming the 50 million school age kids in America should be subsidized by the government.  Funny how the anti-government gun wackos think subsidizing big oil and guns is ok, but not poor people.   

 

And then there is Jody (I’m More Than Dumb, I’m Just Plain Stupid) Hice who wants to be a Republican Congressmoron in the state of Georgia. Too bad that is not the one in Russia, anyway ole Jody thinks that any citizen has the right to own any gun or weapon that the government owns. We’re talking bazookas, tanks, missile launchers and even nuclear weapons. Gee, what could possibly go wrong with that?      

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