Some Things That Went Through My Brain and Came Out My Computer.

Today is National Native American Day.  It is a day set aside to honor and celebrate the American Indian. Wow, a whole day.  Let’s see, we give Black History a whole month, of course it is the shortest month of the year. But hey, the Native Americans have been getting the short end of the stick ever since the Mayflower landed in 1620 and the first Indian said, “Well there goes the neighborhood.”

I understand Dan (I’m Not a Racist, I’m Just an Asshole) Snyder, owner of the NFL’s Washington Racial Slurs, plans on staying home and mourning the death of General George (This Ought to be Easy) Custer.

Speaking of football. Here is question that has been rolling around in my tiny little brain for the past couple of days. Why is the NFL (Numerous Felons League) a tax exempt non-profit organization?  They take in millions of dollars every year, especially from their licensing and royalties. According to the latest report the league brought in 326 million dollars in 2012. Roger ( I Never Watch Videos') Goodell, their commissioner warden , is not a public servant. The NFL is not a public trust; it is a collection of private businesses. It has no shareholders or elected officials.  Roger was paid a salary of 44 million dollars last year.  I would think that is quite a bit more than any of the players received for their service and all Roger has to do is butt heads with is the media.

Tulsa OK, county tax assessor Ken (Yahoo) Yazel thinks that public hangings should be brought back as a crime deterrent.   Ken said, “You hang them in the public square. Then they won’t do it again. Neither will some of their friends watching.” I always thought that that the Ok stood for Oklahoma but after hearing really hateful, ignorant crap like this over and over from many of the boneheads in public office up there, it is obvious that OK stands for Odious Kooks.

I think maybe Republican President Theodore (Bull Moose) Roosevelt must have been able to see into the future. Here is something he said in 1901. . "All contributions by corporations to any political committee or for any political purpose should be forbidden by law."  As opposed to members of today’s Republican Party who can’t seem to see past their arrogant upheld noses.  Of course when you spend all day kissing corporate asses, it is hard to see much of anything.

An error by the Republican Governors Association recently resulted in the release of some documents that they really didn’t want to be public. The documents showed that many of America’s most prominent companies from Aetna to Walmart had contributed millions of dollars into the campaigns of Republican governors. Gee how shocking. America's corporate world giving money to the TeaNut Republicans.



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TGIF

Congress finally agreed on something.  They decided that the vacation that they just returned from was not long enough so they voted to take another eight weeks off and left town.  Apparently they believe in old adage, “When the going gets tough, the tough go home.”

TV evangelist Pat (I Have God on Speed Dial) Robertson of the 700 Club (that’s their total number of viewers) is just beside himself that the Air Force has decided to drop the phrase “So help me God” from their oath. Evidently Pat believes that if you don’t have God for a co-pilot, the plane will fall out of the sky like a lead balloon. I understand the Air Force is replacing the phrase with “so help me aerodynamics.”

 

The NFL (Numerous Felons League) is still the hot topic in scandal news.  A report shows that 57 players have been arrested on domestic violence charges while Roger (MoneyBall) Goodell has been commissioner. The 32 owners say they back Roger a hundred percent but are thinking about changing his title from commissioner to warden.

 

Another responsible gun owner has made the news.  A man in Florida was showing his sister at her birthday party how he could twirl his gun when he dropped it. It went off and shot his sister in the neck killing her deader than Elvis.  The police have not charged him. They said being extremely stupid is not against the law.    

 

Senaterrible Lindsay (I Want My Mommie….Oh, and Another Mint Julep) Graham is positive that those ISIS boneheads are going to come over here and kill us all.  Let’s just see how they rate against the US of A.

USA.                                                                                      ISIS

Army….Yes                                                                           Army…None

Navy….Yes                                                                            Navy…None

Air Force…Yes                                                                       Air Force…None

Total USA Military  1,369,532                                             Total number of boneheads                     

                                                                                               With guns and swords to cut  

                                                                                               People’s heads off.

                                                                                               30,000

Don’t get me wrong.  ISIS members are a bunch of deranged, twisted assholes who will kill people and they all need to be put away, but there is no way they can take over the world.  Ebola is way more scary than ISIS.

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