Monday Blah Blahs

I made the mistake of actually looking at Facebook this week. My usual routine is to open it up and see if I need to say happy birthday to someone, then close it immediately and go to www.theimmoralminority.blogspot.com. and www.juanitajean.com to be informed and entertained by people with knowledge and intelligence.

Anyway I saw a conversation going on about the Sony hacking story and someone wrote that this would have never happened on Reagan’s watch.  Huh! I have to admit that since the internet wasn’t in existence when that bonehead was President the only hacking was done by cigarette smokers, but let’s see what did happen on Ronald (Bad Actor, Really Bad President) Reagan’s watch.

Here is some more bad news on the education front. Not only has college tuition gone through the roof in the last decade, for no apparent reason that I can find, now we Texans find out that Condoleezza (Princess Liar of Iraq Wars) Rice is the front runner to be the next President of the University of Texas. She said if she got the job she would personally head up the Department of Misinformation.

It’s all in the name. I believe that Jed Clampett would make a better President than Jeb Bush.

Did Admiral Byrd and Admiral Perry have a Bi-Polar disorder?

I really don’t understand why anyone would ever take anything Bill (I’m America’s Bully) O’Rielly or Rush (Tiny Brain, Big Mouth) Slimebaugh says seriously because you can go into any neighborhood bar in America and find an overweight, half-drunk, pompous blowhard saying exactly the same things.    



Stay tuned for future adventures.

Some Things I've Been Pondering

 Which came first, the Bunny or the Easter egg?

Also are these topics discussed on prison talk shows?

• How to plan a prison break.

• Prison romance…Long term or one night stands?

• Tunnel digging techniques

• Lock picking techniques

• Tips on shank making

• How to carve a gun out of a bar of soap.

• Do stripes make me look thinner or fatter?

• How to decorate my cell to make it look bigger.

• Do I have to know how to spell conjugal to get a conjugal visit?

• Do you have what it takes to be a bully?

• Is prison food making you fat or just flatulent?

• What prison holidays do you celebrate?

• John Dillenger Day

• Al Capone Day

• Machine Gun Kelly Day

• Richard Nixon Day

• Dick Cheney Day

Mostly when I think of prison, I wonder why George Warmonger Bush, Dickhead (I’ll Shoot You in the Face) Cheney, Donald (Shockingly Awful Military Mind) Dumbsfield, Paul (The Wolf of War Street) Wolfowitz, and Condoleezza (I Really Want to be White as) Rice aren’t rotting in a dingy cell somewhere for their War crimes. 

Stay tuned for future adventures.