Random Stuff About Stupid People

Texas Senaterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz has really got his panties in a bunch over President Obama normalizing diplomatic relationships with Cuba.  Funny how we have good diplomatic relations with Japan, Germany and Vietnam, but not those mean ole Cubans.  I guess Fidel and his brother could just row over here in a take over the country.  Since little Teddy is half Cuban, I guess he is afraid that his relatives are going to be coming over here asking him for money.  

Conservative blowhard, actually I think she will blow anybody, Ann (Ann Is Short For Andrew) Coulter said this week that that rapes only occur in physically violent circumstances, like “being hit on the head with a brick,” and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to get attention.  Wow and this from someone who will say anything to get attention.  I think we know what kind of a guy Ann was before having everything removed except his Adam’s apple

Talk show host moron, Pat (I Have God On Speed Dial) Robertson said on his 700 Club TV show (That’s how many viewers they have.) that homosexuals “will die out because they don’t reproduce.”   Well gee; I wonder where all those gay people came from? In an extremely long line of stupid things this bonehead has uttered, this could be the best ever.  

Texas Congressmoron Blake (Actually It’s Flake) Farenthold is being sued for inappropriate sexual comments by a former employee. This is no surprise as he is well known to be a total idiot, but here is what I didn’t know: The guy is the real head of Duck Dynasty and here is the picture to prove it.  

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Goof Off Day

Tuesday is National Goof Off Day.  When I saw this I thought wow, this is great that they (whoever they are) are finally honoring us Goof Offs.  They recommend that you go out and spend the day window shopping with your favorite friend. Or just sit down and read a book or watch TV. This day is set aside for you to anything you enjoy doing.

This is what I do everyday, but let me tell you, being a full time goof-off is not as easy as you might think. There are some draw-backs to being a professional do nothing person.  The main one is that every once in a while you actually want to do something.  When this happens you just have to calm yourself and remember that doing something takes energy and money.  That usually nips it in the bud on the spot. If it persists, then I just go to bed until it goes away.

Another thing about being a Professional Goof-Off is there are no days off.  Its 7 days a week, 365 days a year.  No holidays, no sick days and the pay sucks but other than that, it's a pretty good gig.  Come to think of it, it is very much like my days in radio..   

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

Here is news story for ya.  According to an Oxford scholar, God had a wife, Asherah, whom the Book of Kings suggests was worshiped alongside Yahweh in his temple in Israel.  Well yeah, "Create the world," was the first thing on his honey-do list.

There are some things about the new electric Chevy Volt that will shock you. I mean beside the sticker price.  It seems it takes ten hours to charge the battery.  Better take a sack lunch and book when you whip into the charge station.  Also that charge will only get you about 26 miles.  Let’s see, a trip to Galveston from Houston will only take you a day and half.  Wasn’t horseback faster?

Right wing-nut columnist Ann Coulter said that radiation is good for you.  I not sure about this but I’m all for Ann trying it out.  A good dose might do her good.  I know it would do me good if she would.

 A new report out today says CBS President Les Moonves wants Charlie Sheen back on Two and a Half Men.  Makes sense; they feed each others addiction.  Charlie’s is cocaine and Les’s is money.

Rocker Sammy Haggar in his new tell-all book says that he was abducted by aliens.  I think a couple of illegals grabbed him after a concert in San Diego and took him across the border for a night of slamming tequila shots. 


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