Michelle Malkin, far-right wing nut columnist and Siamese twin of Tea Party drag queen, Ann Coulter, (oh I don’t mean they are joined at the hip, just asshole buddies) threw a hissy fit this week at Google for honoring Cesar Chavez. She thought the picture they put up was of Hugo Chavez. So as usual, Michelle was totally, 100% DEAD WRONG. I’m still laughing.
Baseball season officially started on Sunday. Baseball is the Herman (999) Cain of sports. There are 9 to a team, 9 innings, 9 strikes to retire a side and like Herman, is entertaining for about 9 minutes.
Dancing with the Stars judge Len Goodman told Wynonna Judd "Well, you're like Mount Rushmore," and D.L. Hughley, "D.L, if you're the sex machine, I'm 'America's Next Top Model.” I’m pretty sure Len is a Republican.
The NRA-backed National School Shield program was unveiled yesterday. It has one recommendation on how to protect schools from instances of violence. We simply combine the schools and prison systems.
Nelson Georgia, population about 1400, has passed a law requiring its citizens to own a gun and ammunition. The law contains no penalties, has exemptions for felons and the mentally ill and allows anyone to opt out. There have been no violent crimes in Nelson in over ten years but the City Council said they wanted to make a point about gun laws.
They made a point alright, but it wasn’t about gun laws.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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