Hump Day

 Here are this week's Humps

 Marco (I Have A Sugar Daddy) Rubio’s campaign to be President has finally run out of water.  Little Marco threw in the towel last night.  He said he was tired of repeating the same ole talking points over and over. 

Texas Governor Gregg (Hell-On-Wheels) Abbott is still obsessed with voter fraud in Texas.  When Greggy Poo was Attorney General of Texas he spent millions of taxpayer money investigating voter fraud and prosecuted two cases in a ten year period.  The chances of finding major voter fraud in Texas is about the same as this asshole getting up out of that chair.

Hey for all of the angry folks out there who say that the boneheads up in Washington D.C. don’t do anything, here is this. Texas Congressmoron Republican Pete (I Should Be Attending Psychiatric) Sessions has proposed a "Resolution to recognize Magic as rare and valuable". I’m pretty sure someone put a spell on little Petey when he wasn’t looking.  

There is a new TV show coming on that’s about the people who are Trump supporters.  They are a mutant strain of humans who are completely impervious to the truth or facts.  It’s called The Walking Dumb.   

Stay tuned for future adventures.

I'm Just Sayin'....

This is what Texas Congressmoron Pete (I Could Be Dumber than Louie Gohmert) Sessions had to say on the House floor yesterday about voting against extending unemployment benefits. “I believe it is immoral for this country to have as a policy extending long-term unemployment benefits to people rather than us working on the creation of jobs.”

I thought that was one of dumbest things I’ve heard an idiot politician utter this year. Congress doesn’t create jobs.  Business creates jobs.  Congress’s job is to legislate and govern; two things that assholes like him don’t seem to know or care about.  The only thing that Congress can do is help people financially who are out of work and to not do that is immoral.  Unfortunately most of the imbeciles in D.C. are like him and get paid about $175,000 a year with great health benefits and retirement for doing nothing but taking care of their donors and kissing the lobbyist butts.  The last thing these boneheads care about is poor people.

Kudos to the CVS Caremark Corp. for dropping the sales of tobacco. It is stunning to see a major corporation do the right thing for a change instead of being like the Wal-mart and McDonald’s folk who still don’t have enough money to pay their employees a decent wage. 

Subway’s “Foot” long sandwiches have taken on an entirely new meaning.   It seems one of the chemicals used in their bread is the same that is used in making “Yoga mats” and the rubber in your shoe soles.  I understand Jared has just been rushed to the hospital to have his stomach pumped. 

The entire nation will be gathered around the TV tonight to see if Russian President Vladimir Putin-on-a-Show will be wearing a shirt.  I understand he will be making his opening statements from inside his closet, uh office.



Stay tuned for future adventures.