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And the big winner in yesterday’s Super Bowl: Las Vegas. Actually I think it would have been a much better game if the Denver Broncos had participated. 

According to all the tweets, Coca Cola proved without a doubt that racism is alive and well in the United States.

Personally I think they need to extend the Super Bowl pre-game show another 14 hours.  The five and half hours on Sunday weren’t nearly enough time.  They didn’t even get to detail the lives of the Cheerleaders, distant family members of both teams or fans.

Rumors are that Governor Christie was responsible for the passengers getting sick on the cruise ship out of New Jersey.  They say it was payback for people wanting to leave New Jersey to go on vacation somewhere else.

 Miley (How Do You Like My Birthday Suit?) Cyrus reveals in W Magazine that she has very few friends and clothes.   

Fox news blow hard Bill ( I’m Really a Bully) O’Reilly proved Mark Twains quote,  “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.”



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Halloweenies

There is a haunted house that has opened in Jacksonville, Texas that has a Christian theme.  I understand it is loaded with some really creepy scary people like Pat Robertson, Jerry Farwell, Rick Warren, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker and Tammy Faye, Robert Tilton and of course their old favorite The Holy Ghost.

Here are the hottest Halloween costumes for 2013.  If you really want something creepy to scare the hell out of your neighborhood try The Ted Cruz or The Sarah Palin.  If you are going for laughs and want a cartoon figure, you need The Rick Perry.  Maybe the goofy buffoon is your cup of tea, The John Boehner should do. If you are into zombies, it’s The Tea Party or monsters then The Koch Brothers will do nicely. If jailbird or convict is your thing, The Lindsay Lohan is perfect. If you are into the creepy guy from Nightmare on Elm Street then you want The John McCain. And for the sexy trick or treater, The Miley Cyrus. It comes with a crane and a wrecking ball.

 The University of California policeman who stirred public outrage by pepper-spraying peaceful student protesters has been awarded $38,000 in worker's compensation for psychiatric damage he claimed to have suffered from the 2011 incident.  Seems to me the psychiatric damage should have been compensation enough.




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