Hump Day Humps

Republican candidate for the Texas state school board of education Mary Lou (Home Schooled Moron) Bruner posted this incredibly stupid comment on Facebook this week.  “The federal government wants to indoctrinate the little children, teaching them a homosexual marriage is just as good as a marriage with a father and a mother. The federal government wants to push its socialistic and multicultural agenda onto these impressionable little children who believe anything they are told.”  Of course Vacation Bible School filling impressionable little children with bullshit is a totally different deal.

Anita (I Need A Gun To Go To The Bathroom) Staver who is President of a hate group called Liberty Counsel was upset this week at Target’s restroom policy.  Asshole Anita tweeted that she would be carrying her Glock with her when goes to the ladies room.  Hopefully when she squats, her gun will go off and shoot her in the______. 

The Cleveland Police Patrolman Association couldn’t bring themselves to offer any kind of apology after the six million dollar settlement was announced in the shooting death of Tamir Rice.  I mean after all the police are good guys and never do any thing wrong.  Yeah right, I remember when everybody thought Catholic Priest were good guys too. 

Simpsonville, SC, which I am pretty sure was named after Homer Simpson, Police Chief  Keith (My I.Q. And Gun Are Both 45’s)Grounsell was suspended for 30 days without pay over racial comments he made on Facebook.  KKKeith said he thought only his friends could read what he said on Facebook..  As if his  friends can read.  





Stay tuned for future adventures.

A Few Bubbles From My Soap Box

I had to run some errands the first thing this morning and before I knew it, I had received two “Have a good day,” three “Have a good un’” and one “Have a blessed day.”  Suddenly I have the pressure of having a good day.  I started out just wanting to get through the day, but oh no, now I have to have a good day.  

A recent survey of Trump Supporters show that they fall into two categories. 

Stupid
And Real Stupid.  

Here is a woman all Texas voters should beware of.  Her name is Mary Lou Bruner and she is running for a seat on the Texas Board of Education.  She believes that dinosaurs were on Noah’s ark, that the earth is only 6000 years old and that the United Nations has a plan to wipe out two-thirds of the world’s population. I’m pretty sure she is Texas Governor Gregg (Hell-On-Wheels) Abbott’s real mother, but I can’t prove it.


Stay tuned for future adventures.