Flakey Friday

Generally when someone endorses you, it’s a good thing. When former Vice-President Dick (I Really Am A Dick) Cheney endorses you, it’s known as the kiss of death Dick. Kevin (Blabber Mouth) McCarthy dropped out of the race for Speaker of the House within hours after Dick puckered up..  I was actually pulling for this bonehead to become Speaker.  I thought the TeaNuts should get someone they really deserved. Not only would Kev have been the least experienced Speaker in history, except for the first one, but he would have been the first one to speak in tongues.  I guess he speaks in tongues, he hasn’t made a speech yet that makes any sense.

NEWS FLASH; There are hypocrites in the house….Oh wait; they are in the Senate too.

The seven CongressMorons and two Senators from South Carolina are asking for federal aid for the massive flooding in the Carolina and well they should, but four of the seven Congressmorons and both Senators voted no a couple of years ago to help New Jersey after hurricane Sandy.  

Of course the one with the most gall was Senaterrible Lindsey (I Need Another Mint Julep) Graham. When asked about his no vote,  Little Lindsey said,  " I don't really recall that, but I'd be glad to look and tell you why I did vote no, if I did."  Well yes selective amnesia prone Lindy, you did and the reason is because you are an asshole just like your asshole co-harts.  

  

Marco (I Have A Sugar Daddy) Rubio said this on the senate floor a couple of months ago when he was railing about the Iran nuke deal.  “If you don’t want to vote on things, don’t run for the Senate. If you don’t want to vote on things, don’t run for office,” since then Rubio has missed 59 votes.

If you ever wondered why Faux News is such a terrible opinionated, biased network, maybe this will help you out. Owner Rupert (Lex Luther Of The News) Murdoch said this week that he thought Dr. Ben (NutJob Surgeon) Carson would be a REAL black President.   This statement is so stupid, even I don’t have a snappy comeback.

  

A group known as PEOPLE.com printed a list of the phone numbers, email addresses and twitter handles of all 535 members of Congress.  I do hope the boneheads on the hill get an earful.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Some of This, Some of That

Boneheads of the week.

Wisconsin TeaNut Republican Congressmoron Glen (I May Be Dumber Than Louie Gohmert) Grothman made this incredibly stupid statement this week in discussing why Congress should defund Planned Parenthood.   “As a guy, I could go to many clinics locally that have all the machines that one would need,”  Glennie pooh has never been married and obviously has an I.Q. to match his age of 60.  Glen begs the question, “how do these assholes get elected.”

Congressmoron Kevin (Open Mouth, Insert Foot) McCarthy went on the TV this week and inadvertently admitted that the whole Benghazi investigation was simply a political ploy to do damage to Hillary.  Little Kevin wants to be the new Speaker of the House, but I think now he will known as the Blabber Mouth of the House.  He is obviously kin to Joe (If My Lips Are Moving, I’m Lying) McCarthy, the king of 3D politics: Deceitful, Disingenuous, Duplicity.   

  

The media seems to have an obsession with polls and I think it is because they are lazy.  Polls are easy money, the media doesn’t have to do anything but reprint or rebroadcast something that someone else has done the work.  The problem is that not only are polls miss-leading, but they are simply speculation at best.  Also polls can be skewed to what ever result you would like by the questions they ask.

The one that really bugs me is the poll’s that say the country is going in the wrong direction. What the hell does that mean anyway?   In the first place there is any number of directions the country could be going in and this poll tells us nothing.  Exactly what direction would these people like the country to go in? Telling us it’s going in the wrong direction doesn’t give any answer or solution.

The country is actually always going forward because time is going forward.  As much as some people always want to talk about the good ole days, nothing goes backward. The religious wackos never want anything to go forward because that is progress.  For many years in early history the only people who could read were the priest and church leaders.  They didn’t want the minions out there being able to read because they might learn something and figure out they had been handed a line of bullshit.

The next time you hear some asshole TeaNut Republican say we want to take back the country, ask him how far back he wants to go?  The only people who have the right to talk about taking back the country are Native Americans.  Everybody else can STFU.

I don’t think much of the Catholic Church.  In fact I think they are more of a cult than church, but I have sorta liked Pope Frankie the Sissy because he has actually gone against some of their out dated thinking.  That is until I read where he met with Kim.  (Homophobic Hick) Davis.  He has been excommunicated from any positive thoughts I had about him.   

Stay tuned for future adventures.