Bubbles From My Soapbox

Guns may be more persecuted than Christians

Guns are under attack again and we all know because the fine folks in NRA (National Rabid Assholes) and all of the politicians that they have in their pocket have told us over and over again that guns don’t kill people, people kill people.  So I have come to the conclusion that the only way to save the gun is to get them away from all those mean ole mentally ill owners.  

I know it’s a big job, but we can do this if we all pull together. We need to find a place where all those nice guns can live and not be made to do those terrible things by their owners. Maybe someday after we have developed a really rigid and strict means of vetting owners, that we can let a few guns have owners once again.

Of course the TeaNut Republican’s answer all of these shootings is very similar to their health care plan.  Pray that you don’t get shot.

I don’t know who those boneheads in Loseranna think they are, but, here is the real Duck Dynasty.

Enlightenment is not always pretty.  Like finding out that some of those so called friends on Facebook are actually misogynistic, homophobic, racist assholes. 
  

The National Association of Native Americans said that their estimate of illegal aliens in the country is around 315 million.   

Texas Attorney General Ken (I Fought The Law and The Law Won) Paxton’s lawyer quit yesterday.  I understand Ken has been inquiring about hiring Johnny Cochran. I hope nobody tells him Johnny is Jesus’s lawyer now.




Stay tuned for future adventures.

Pondering and Musing

As most of you know who peruse this little bit of fluff, I’m not a religious person, but I’m thinking that I may become a Clausian.  Well for the month of December at least.  The two names that pop up the most at this time of the year are Santa Claus and Jesus Christ.  Both are suppose to be keeping track of who has been good and who has been naughty. Here is the reason I’m thinking Clausian is for me.  People have been saying for two thousand years that Jesus was coming back to take everyone to Heaven, but he hasn’t showed up once.  On the other hand, Santa shows up every year like clock work with a sled full of goodies.

There once was a place in Austin called the Armadillo World Headquarters. I went there a number of times and never did see a single armadillo.

I have noticed that Fox News never has any stories about foxes although they do have a number of jackasses on the air.

In the NFL (Numerous Felons League) is the illegal horse-collar tackle only enforced when the Denver Broncos or Indianapolis Colts are playing?  Are the fans of the Seattle Seahawks, Arizona Cardinals, Philadelphia Eagles, Baltimore Ravens and Atlanta Falcons called bird watchers?

I have never heard the people on the Duck Dynasty TV show refer to Daffy, Donald, Huey, Dewey or Louie.  If KFC, Church’s, Popeye’s and Chic-fil-a were to merge, would they be called Cluck Dynasty?   



Stay tuned for future adventures.