And here are
some of the biggest humps of the day.
Donald Jerk Trump. It seems they found the call logs from the
White House on Jan. 6th at Mara-a-Largo. It wouldn’t surprise me if Amelia Earhart
didn’t show up there one day.
Ken (I fought the law and the law won) Paxton,
Texas Attorney General. Apparently Ken
made a break for the border, but the subpoena folks caught him anyway. Crooked Ken
was trying to avoid testifying in an abortion lawsuit.
Elon (I have a ton of money but very
little sense) Musk has made a new offer to buy Twitter. The
company is up to it’s eyeballs in legal problems.
Vladimir ( I may be Russian, but damn slow mentally)
Putin is proving to be the Russian version of General George Custer,
America’s dumbest military General.
Herschel (My I.Q. is the same as my jersey
number) Walker has been accused of paying for a former girlfriend’s
abortion. Walker has denied the
accusation saying he has never had sex with anyone. Herschel’s four children responded by saying they had no idea they
were adopted.
Stay tuned
for future adventures.
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