Musing and Pondering

 

I wonder why born-again Christians don’t get a better hair-do out of that deal?

I understand there is a new support group for former Trump supporters.  It’s called Assholes Anonymous.  “Hi I’m Fred, I’m an asshole…I voted for him twice.”

I’ll be glad when T.G.I.F.  stands for Trump Gang Indicted Finally.

What do call girls do on Halloween when someone says, “Trick or treat.”?

Elon Musk is now the head Twit. I understand he is thinking about changing the name from Twitter to Rant.

Tonight, will be the start of the 118th World Series and once again only teams from America will be playing.  

The shaking has stopped.  Jerry Lee Lewis R.I.P.

I wonder why Charlie Rich never recorded “Money” and The Zombies never recorded “Stagger Lee.”

 

 

Stay tuned for future adventures.

 

HUMP DAY

 

And here are some of the biggest humps of the day.

 

Donald Jerk Trump.  It seems they found the call logs from the White House on Jan. 6^th at Mara-a-Largo.  It wouldn’t surprise me if Amelia Earhart didn’t show up there one day.

Ken (I fought the law and the law won) Paxton, Texas Attorney General.  Apparently Ken made a break for the border, but the subpoena folks caught him anyway. Crooked Ken was trying to avoid testifying in an abortion lawsuit.

Elon (I have a ton of money but very little sense) Musk has made a new offer to buy Twitter. The company is up to it’s eyeballs in legal problems.

Vladimir ( I may be Russian, but damn slow mentally) Putin is proving to be the Russian version of General George Custer, America’s dumbest military General.

Herschel (My I.Q. is the same as my jersey number) Walker has been accused of paying for a former girlfriend’s abortion.  Walker has denied the accusation saying he has never had sex with anyone.  Herschel’s four children  responded by saying they had no idea they were adopted. 

 

Stay tuned for future adventures.