I see where Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump has pulled a
page out of Snarly Carly (I Can Run Any Business Into The Ground) Fiorina’s
playbook by describing a video that doesn’t exist. I guess lying minds do run together. I keep hearing rumors that Little Dick Donnie
may drop out of the race. I have no idea
if that is true or not, but if you hear of a tanker truck filled with 10,000
gallons of Kool-Aid arriving at Trump’s next rally, it may have some merit.
My good friends Maris and Doyle sent this along to me this
week and I thought I would pass along for your enjoyment.
Political foolishness and stupidity are not new
Political Aphorisms
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~Aesop~
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~Author unknown~
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~
If you want a real friend that you can trust in Washington get a dog.
-Harry Truman
Political Aphorisms
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~Aesop~
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~Author unknown~
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~
If you want a real friend that you can trust in Washington get a dog.
-Harry Truman
Stay tuned for future adventures.
Some of these need to be tattooed on some of our politicians foreheads as a warning label.
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