Brain Clog

This has been the longest year I can remember in a while.  I think it is time for me to take a break.



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Things Are Looking Up

In all of news of doom and gloom going on, it seems there is some good news after all.

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T.G.I.F

There were a number of really shitty things and signs posted after Supreme Court Justice Antonin (Supreme Asshole) Scalia life time term expired, but I think this was one of the best.

And this article says it all.





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My Dish Dilemma

We have Dish TV and I think we get around 2000 channels.  I’m not sure because I’m a man using the remote and I have not been able to get through all of the channels because I have to click back to where I started to see if I have missed something or if something else is better than the channel I have just clicked on.

Of course I can remember when we didn’t even have a remote. Hell, I can remember when we didn’t even have a TV.  We listened to a thing called a radio or we read a book or we sat around and actually talked with one another.

Anyway of the few hundred channels I have clicked on, there is nothing worth watching. At least I don’t think so.  That is probably because I don’t seem to stay on one channel very long because I am sure there is something on another channel that I am missing.

You see that is the problem with having too many choices. When I was growing up there were only two or three channels to choose from and since we didn’t have a remote and you had get up and walk across the room to change the channel, you had no problem watching whatever was on.  

So I have come to the conclusion that one man’s greatest dilemma's is having too many choices.

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Monday Musings

In my endeavor to find something interesting to talk about someone suggested bird watching.  I thought about this for a moment, but decided that since Larry Bird doesn’t play anymore, Lady Bird and Admiral Byrd are dead, the bird brains in Congress are worth the time of day and Big Bird is now on HBO which I don’t subscribe to, that it would be too much trouble.

I have decided to quit trying to lose weight and from now on I’m going to spend all my energy and time trying to grow taller.

I thought it would have been nice of dipshit Jim (Too Gushy) Nance if he would have given Peyton Maning more than ten minutes to savor winning the Super Bowl instead of asking him when he was going to quit football forever.  

I see where Supreme Court Justice Antonin (I Hate Everything) Scalia life time term is up.  I’m not sure what happened to Asshole Antonin, but my guess is he died from meanness. So far the names being banned about to replace him are Judge Judy, Judge Reinhold, Rusty Baynes the Line Judge and Keith Ferguson the Back Judge in this year’s Super Bowl and Judge Doom.


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Brain Fart

We got back from our lake trip on Monday, but my brain didn’t show up until last night and something dawned on me. When I started this little fluff piece of writing 4 or 5 years ago, I wrote about my take on life as I saw it, but it has increasingly become more and more about politics and the occasional slam at a stupid preacher or religion than anything else.  Frankly I’m bored out of my mind with those subjects..

In the first place picking on politicians and preachers is not very challenging.  I mean these boneheads say and do the dumbest things on a daily basis, plus Juanita and Gryphen do a wonderful job of nailing these assholes to the wall everyday.   So hopefully next week I will stumble on something of interest to me that I can either expand on or make fun of. 

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A Note From Vacation Brain

I understand that after winning yesterday's Iowa Caucus, Rick (I Need To Be In A) Santorum, who won the Iowa Caucus in 2012, was the first to congratulate Rafael (I Don't Have A Clue) Cruz. Ricky pooh told rabid Rafael, "Welcome to my world."  He suggested that they get together with the 2008 Iowa Caucus winner, Mike (I Need A Job) Huckabee and discuss what it's like to go from somewhat known to oblivion.


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