Evidently Kim Jong really was il. Another in the long line of Kim Jongs is set to take over North Korea. Kim Jong Il who succeeded Kim Jong Sick and of course before him were Kim Jong Pneumonia, Kim Jong Not Feeling Very Well, Kim Jong Just a Cold, Kim Jong Pretty Run Down and Kim Jong Runny Nose. The schizophrenic in the family was Kim Jong I’m ok... no I’m not.
North Korea’s most inept ruler was Kim Jong Dubya. The most flamboyant dresser was Kim Jong Gaddafi and the one most-full-of himself was Kim Jong Newt. The one with the worst hair-do was Kim Jong The Don and the only one who loved Jesus was Kim Jong Tebow.
Kim Jong un will be the new dictator of North Korea. I’m not sure what the un stands for but more than likely it’s either unconscious, unbalanced or unbearable. The upside of this is that the successor wasn’t the daughter Kim Jong Palin.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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