A Tale Of Two Voters

For many years there were two sets of voters that were separated by ideology.  Then in the 1960’s the Republicans began introducing social issues into politics and turning them into wedge issues.  This created pockets all over the country like here in East Texas where poor and middle class people began voting against their own self interest. This has worked very well for the Republicans.

Now we have two completely new sets of voters that defy comprehension.  They are Hillary Haters and Trump supporters imbeciles. In one way they are similar.  Facts are like kryptonite to both of them.  If you present them with the truth or facts they immediately become agitated and angry and began ranting incoherently. 

On the other hand they are different because one has an agenda and the other one doesn’t.  

The Trump supporters imbeciles do have an agenda.  They would like to turn back the clock.  I know they say “take back America”, but this what they really want.  A time when women couldn’t vote, schools were segregated and white men ruled.

The Hillary Haters have no agenda.  They just hate. They embrace their hate. They love their hate. They wrap themselves up in it and wear it on their sleeves and Facebook pages.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Fun On A Friday

I see where Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump has pulled a page out of Snarly Carly (I Can Run Any Business Into The Ground) Fiorina’s playbook by describing a video that doesn’t exist.  I guess lying minds do run together.  I keep hearing rumors that Little Dick Donnie may drop out of the race.  I have no idea if that is true or not, but if you hear of a tanker truck filled with 10,000 gallons of Kool-Aid arriving at Trump’s next rally, it may have some merit.

My good friends Maris and Doyle sent this along to me this week and I thought I would pass along for your enjoyment.

Political foolishness and stupidity are not new


Political Aphorisms

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;  I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~Aesop~

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~

Politicians are the same all over.  They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~

Why pay money to have your family tree traced;  go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~Author unknown~


Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~

I offer my opponents a bargain:  if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~

If you want a real friend that you can trust in Washington get a dog.
-Harry Truman

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You Know What Day It Is.

Hump of the year.

I have noticed that Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump has been sewing the seeds for his next move.  He keeps talking about how the up coming election is rigged and massive voter fraud which of course there is none.  I do believe Tumpy Poo is about to file chapter 11 on his latest business venture, “Running for President.”

A research group has found out some interesting facts about Trump supporters imbeciles.
Favorite TV show:   Fantasy Island
Favorite movie:       White Christmas
Favorite color:         White
Favorite song:          Knights in White Satin
Favorite book:          KKK instruction manual
Favorite conspiracy theory:  The Clinton Body Count
Favorite hero:           Tie between John Wilkes Booth and James Earl Ray



Stay tuned for future adventures.

Saturday Special

Time for a little road trip.  As usual the bus is loaded and gassed and so are we.

Did go to the movies and saw “Jason Bourne.”  It was excellent. Very exciting watching Jason kick ass and dispatch all of the bad guys in various ways.  It was quite different than the Christian movie, “Jason Born-Again” where he talked ad nauseam to everyone he met about Jesus until their eyes glazed over and they lapsed into a coma.

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Stonger Together

I had planned on spending some time writing about how stupid I thought Trump supporters imbeciles were and what a waste of energy Hillary Haters were, but I think this says it best.

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Another Day Of Humps

Check these humps out.

Florida Congressmoron Debbie What’s-her-name Schultz who has resigned as Chairman of the Democratic Committee.  She said she wanted to spend more time undermining her family.

Berinie Busters.  I have a couple of words for these boneheads.  GROW UP. 

All Trump supporters imbeciles.  One word.  RACISTS

America’s bully Bill (All Ego, No Integrity)  O’Reilly for telling Michelle Obama that the slaves who built the White House were “well fed and housed.”  You know like Hitler was really a nice guy because he loved dogs.

Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump for asking Russia to hack Hillary’s email.  Maybe Little Dick Donnie ought to change his VP selection from Pence to Putin.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Musings On A Monday

Hey look, the real Trump finally showed up last week at the RNC (Republican National ClusterFuck).

                                                 Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump

I finally get it why Faux News used the slogan “Fair & Balanced” all these years.  It seems that all of the women on their network have been sexually harassed.

Oh boy a new Masters & Johnson clinic is in town.

Texas Lt. Governor Dan (All Mouth, No Brains) Patrick has been named by the National Proctologist Association as Asshole of the Year.

Florida Congressmoron Debbie What’shername Schultz will not be speaking at the Democratic Convention tonight.  I think she will probably just email it in.  Debbie if you didn’t know is the great granddaughter of Sergeant Shultz which is why she keeps repeating “I saw nothing”.  




Stay tuned for future adventures.