Tomorrow is the SuperMoon. This is the night that the moon is the closest to the earth this year. In fact it is the closest it has been in 18 years. NASA scientist have stressed that the SuperMoon will not cause any natural disasters.
Oh yeah, well what about the poor werewolves? Man, they are going to be going nuts. If you have any friends that are werewolves or know of anybody who are friends with werewolves, tomorrow night is not a good night to hang out with them.
I have a couple friends that are werewolves and they are very nice people except once a month they get really nuts. (I know this is a great place for a PMS joke but I have chosen to rise above it and I don’t want to get my throat ripped out). I am just saying tomorrow night is not the night to go howling at the moon.
Speaking of the moon, we made nine trips to the moon in four years. Six times we landed on the moon and three times we couldn’t find a parking space, so we just drove around it and came home. The last time we went to the moon was 1972. That was 39 years ago. Surely a parking space has opened up by now.
Think of the technology and the incredible precision timing it took to pull off a moon landing. I mean what if they had gotten there and it was a half or quarter-moon? We could have missed it completely.
But we will always have moonlight, moonbeams, moonshine, moon pies, moon river, blue moon, harvest moon, new moon, half-moon, quarter-moons. Don’t forget the man in the moon, by the light of the silvery moon, paper moon, moon dance, moon walk, moon shot, moonstone, moon shadow, moonlight serenade, Moon over Miami, Moonraker, Moonstruck, and quit mooning me out the school bus window.
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When was the last time you were hit up at the airport by moonies? They must be in a really long eclipse. If Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon, why does Michael Jackson get credit for the Moon Walk?
An Update on Then There Is Just Plain Stupid
Rush Slimbaugh said this week that the media was overplaying the crisis in Japan. "Remember the BP oil spill, the worst oil spill ever except there wasn't any oil," he said.
Let’s see, eleven rig workers died when a BP-leased rig exploded some 50 miles (80 kilometers) off the coast of Louisiana in April last year, sending a record 4.9 million barrels of toxic crude spewing into the Gulf. It took three months to cap the well, while leaking oil tainted marshlands, brought a halt to commercial fishing and shrimping in large areas of the Gulf, and crippled tourism.
The death estimates in Japan are now over 14,000. And to think this asshole makes millions of dollars saying this kind of crap just so the media will talk about him. A tragedy on a tragedy.
There have been so many bank robberies at banks inside of grocery stores that they have added a bank robber line right beside the express lane. The sign says “only one gun.”
Jodie Foster says Mel Gibson brings a lifetime of pain to his latest picture “The Beaver.” Unfortunately I think the pain was to the people around him.
Stay tuned for future adventures
