The Week That Was....Wasn't Too Good For Some.

This week was Kim Jon il’s birthday.  I understand he spent all day in his birthday suit.


There are four television shows on the air right now staring a Kardashian but there is not a single show on the air staring a Romulan, a Klingon, a Vulcan or anyone from the Borg Collective.  What’s up with that?

The founder of Wild Oats stores has resigned after he was arrested in a prostitution sting in Phoenix. I guess he was planning on sowing his.

A new report out says that laughing gas is returning as an option for laboring moms. Another good time for laughing gas is during conception.

Spanish media are reporting that Tour de France champion Alberto Contador will be cleared of doping charges by the Spanish Cycling Federation.  Apparently he finally passed a IQ test. 

I just saw this headline on MSNBC.  Wife stops tiger attack with wooden soup ladle.  I thought she hit him with a golf club?

Former Ohio State/Baltimore Colts quarterback/gambling fiend Art Schlichter was charged with a first-degree felony connected to over $1 million in theft to fund a ticket scam. Schlichter has been arrested 44 times for various crimes and is still scamming folks out of their money.  Who has this guy got for a lawyer?   Perry Mason?

Lady Gaga says she spent 72 hours in the egg, before the Grammys show.  Of course she had smoked a couple of joints before going in and was actually only in the egg twenty minutes.

If the Republicans in Congress were really serious about a smaller Government, they would all resign.

Spring training is about to begin for Major League Baseball. Hotels in Arizona and Florida are already completely booked…and that’s just the steroid salesmen.

A teacher in Pennsylvania has been suspended for writing about her students in a blog. She posted, “They are rude, disengaged, lazy whiners. They curse, discuss drugs, talk back, argue for grades, complain about everything, fancy themselves entitled to whatever they desire, and are just generally annoying."  Sounds to me like the students should have been suspended.


When asked his thoughts about Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi’s upcoming trial that he paid for sex with an underage girl.  Former Republican “Shirtless Chris Lee” said that would never happen here in America.  “We always ask for ID.”

Charley Sheen said in an interview this week he had some advice for Lindsay Lohan. “Work on your impulse control,” Sheen said from his been-there-done-that perspective. “Just try to think things through a little bit before you do them.”  This doesn’t even need a punch line.  I’m still laughing….
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Tap Dancing With The Stars

Speaking of dancing, it is pretty obvious that dancing has very little to do with “Dancing With The Stars.”  Why don’t they just go ahead and change the name to “Voting For My Favorite Dip-Shit Wanna-Be-Celebrity.

So Charley Sheen has hired a sobriety coach.  I can’t quit laughing. I’m not sure there is such a thing. It sounds more like something the pr people thought up.  Maybe he should hire a grow-up-and-be-a-responsible-adult coach or a quit-acting-like-a-jerk coach.  Maybe he should hire Sarah Palin to show him how to quit drinking and drugging.  After all she quit being Governor in the middle of her term, so she certainly knows how to be a quitter.

I love finding where words came from.  Do you know the origin of the word dagnabit?  The Beverly Hillbillies.

Another jerk water CEO has bit the dust….for a while anyway.  Randy Michaels, who recently was paid millions of dollars to run the Tribune Company into bankruptcy, has resigned. This was after he ran Clear Channel Radio into bankruptcy.  I’m sure some other large corporation with tons of money to lose will come along and pay him a truck load of cash to ruin their company also.  Why I can’t get jobs like that?  I can screw up a ball-bearing if you give me enough time.

Have you noticed these CEO’s are just like football and baseball managers? No matter how bad they screw things up, they just move from job to job.  You know, like the priest in the Catholic Church. The only way they break the cycle is if they go to prison.  The corporate world is the epitome of the good ole boys network. They each have a hand in each other’s pocket, or with the priest, it’s their hand in your pants.

I see where Randy Quaid just forfeited a million dollars in bonds by not showing up in court again.  He is seeking asylum in Canada.  The keyword here is asylum and I think maybe an asylum is exactly where Randy should be.



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