Ramblings From A Warped Mind

When the navy seals punched Osama’s ticket to the 72 Virgin Islands in the sky, they found two phones numbers in his pocket.  It has now been revealed that they were the voting numbers for Dancing With The Stars and American Idol.

I certainly agree with the White House on not releasing the death photos of Osama, I just wish they hadn’t taken them to Walgreen’s for developing.

For all of the Bush fans out there grumbling about Obama taking too much credit for getting rid of Bin Laden, did anyone hear Obama say, “And now I’m going to Disneyland.”……NO, I don’t think so.

The city of Houston looks like it going to lay off 230 fire fighters because of budget shortfalls.  Gee, it sure would have been nice to have that $10 million the city would have gotten from the red light cameras.  Remember that proposition was the brain child of a sleazebag ambulance chaser by the name of Paul Kubosh.  Gee, hope ole Kubosh’s house doesn’t catch fire.

Donald Trump has decided not to drive the pace car at the Indianapolis 500 this year.  I think this is probably a bad move on Trumps part.  This is the only race, Trump has a chance of leading a lap.

The so called first Republican Debate for President coming up in South Carolina should be a real snoozer.  Even Republicans don’t know who these guys are.  All five of these wanna-bes are mostly bitching about government intrusiveness in private markets and private lives. In other words, THE SAME OLE TIRED CRAP

GM just reported the highest profits in a decade.  Yeah, the government intrusiveness into the car industry was really a terrible move.





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Random Thoughts on A Rainy Afternoon

I do believe that America has talent.  I just don’t think very much of it shows up on America Has Talent.

American Idol now has plenty of contestants but no judges.  Hey this could improve the show a hundred percent.  Here are a few names that are popping up as the new judges, Judge Judy, Judge Reinhold and Judge Doom, from “Who Framed Roger Rabbit.”
As always the biggest problem will be getting the nominees through the Senate confirmation hearings.
        

After seeing the line up for this season’s Dancing With The Stars, I’m thinking they should change the name to Dancing With People Who Are In The News A Lot Or Want To Be.

In the world of Apple, there is Ipods, Ipads, Ipod touches, Itunes and Iphones.  In my world there is I don’t have it and I don’t care.

Oh boy football season is about to crank up and to get you in the mood, here are some pre-season scores.  21 to 6, 19 to 13 and 11.  As I get older, watching sports has dwindled considerably in my daily life.  I don’t know, watching extremely over paid, constantly pampered whinny athletes has lost a lot of it’s appeal. It could have something to do with the fact that I don’t drink anymore.  I’m not sure.



My good read for today is 61 Hours by Lee Child. This is another in the Jack Reacher series. One of the best characters in American crime fiction today.




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