We know that birds and animals communicate
with each other. I think they do a much better job at it than we do. We have seen flocks of birds turn at the same
time and schools of fish do the same thing.
Whereas humans struggle with who goes first at a four-way
intersection. Probably the birds and
animals don’t have sarcasm, snarkiness or humor to deal with.
We on the other hand fumble
greatly at responses and questions from our fellow man. The proper response if your wife asks you, “Does
this dress make me look fat?” is to answer with another question like, “Do you
think I’m an idiot?” If at your wedding
when you say “I do,” and your lovely bride says “Oh no you don’t.” It’s
probably going to be a rough ride.
Another good response is no response. If your child asks you for money, “No” is the
best response. This response only works
with your wife if you are in jail.
Most politicians and preachers
have confused communicating with convoluting.
I also believe most of the companies in the communication business are
not communicating, they are only promoting or selling.
There are people who love the
sound of their voice, but don’t hear a word they are saying.
I believe that sometimes a smile communicates
better than opening your mouth.
The bottom line here is, if
someone calls you a bird brain….take it as a compliment.
Stay tuned for future adventures