Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Another Dead Dictator


Evidently Kim Jong really was il.   Another in the long line of Kim Jongs is set to take over North Korea.  Kim Jong Il who succeeded Kim Jong Sick and of course before him were Kim Jong Pneumonia, Kim Jong Not Feeling Very Well, Kim Jong Just a Cold, Kim Jong Pretty Run Down and Kim Jong Runny Nose.  The schizophrenic in the family was Kim Jong I’m ok... no I’m not.

North Korea’s most inept ruler was Kim Jong Dubya.  The most flamboyant dresser was Kim Jong Gaddafi and the one most-full-of himself was Kim Jong Newt.  The one with the worst hair-do was Kim Jong The Don and the only one who loved Jesus was Kim Jong Tebow.

Kim Jong un will be the new dictator of North Korea.  I’m not sure what the un stands for but more than likely it’s either unconscious, unbalanced or unbearable.  The upside of this is that the successor wasn’t the daughter Kim Jong Palin.



Stay tuned for future adventures.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

'Tis The Season


As you may or may not have noticed, I haven’t had much to say recently.  I am really bored with writing about the political scene as this bunch of boneheads who are running for President on the Republican side of things are too dumb to even make fun of anymore.  The jokes are just too easy especially now that The Cain Train, as ole Herman liked to refer to it, has jumped the tracks. The Cain Train sorta reminded me of Soul Train.  Lots of dancing, fun to watch but not much substance, and let’s face it, Don Cornelius is way more cool than Herman.

Then there was talk about Donald (I may have a tiny brain but I have a giant ego) Trump being the moderator at a Republican debate.  That’s like hiring an arsonist to be fire chief.  
 
The other thing that I thought I might write about is “The Season” but that would just come out in a giant Bah Humbug rant that even I wouldn’t want to read.  Besides I’m not sure if Santa reads Sleeps Til Noon or not and there is no reason to block up the chimney just for the hell of it.

Another thing that’s getting all of the attention these days is Tim (I really, really, really, really love Jesus) Tebow.  I could care less if he loves Jesus.  I didn’t like him in college and I don’t think he is a very good quarterback now..  I’ve seen a couple of his so-called miracle come-back games and the only reason the Broncos won were because of a couple of key plays that Tebow didn’t have anything to do with.  He might try thanking his defense every once in a while instead of Jesus.

Of course there is The Kardashians.  One can’t turn on the TV without hearing something about them.  They have no talent, don’t contribute anything to the world and yet they are world-wide celebrities.  Besides, I always thought the Klingons had a lot more going for them.  Hell, even the Romulans were more interesting.


Stay tuned for future adventures.