Sleeps Til Noon

Texas Congressmoron Steve (I Don’t Have a Clue) Stockman is so stupid even the Tea Party doesn’t want him.  The Texas Legislature’s te...

Hump of the week or I should say Humpette is Kesha (Stepford Wife) Rogers.   Kesha is running for the US Senate here in Texas and say...

There was a time when being a conservative wasn’t a bad thing in my mind.  I have had a number of close friends through the years that c...

There is a local moving company in town called Galaxy Movers. I called them up and told them I was thinking about moving to Mars and wou...

Hump of the week Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott who wants to be the next Governor of Texas is campaigning with washed-up rocker, a...

Texas Senaterrible Little Teddy (Me,Me,Me, Look at Me) Cruz has decided since he did such a great job stopping Obamacare, that now he...

John, Paul, George and Ringo said it best.                                                         All You Need Is Tuesday w...