The Day After Hump Day

Biggest hump of the decade, Donald (Little DICK-Tator)Trump flew into EL Paso yesterday without an apology or a check for $569,204.63 for what he owes them from his February rally.  Ole Donnie is a real triple threat kind of guy. Deadbeat racist asshole.

Trump had his Texas lap dog Ted (I Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz with him as they went to the hospital. All eight of the victims from the mass shooting still being treated at the hospital refused to meet with either one of them. I think they had enough pain for one day.

Vice President Mike (If You Are White, You’re Alright) Pence said this the other day, “People need to spend more time on their knees than on the internet.” I am pretty sure Little Mikey spends a lot of time on his knees behind Trump…and in front of him too .come to think of it.

Fox Blabber Mouth Sean (I Just Make This Shit Up) Hannity says he would like to see the perimeter of every school in America secured by retired police and secure every mall in the country.  Let’s see, there are 98,817 public schools in America and approximately 47,000 shopping centers in the country. There is only one way to comment on this.  Sean is a complete moron and so is everyone in his audience.

Sean’s partner-in-lies on Faux News, Tucker (Plenty Of Money, No Integrity) Carlson says “white supremacy” is a hoax.  Evidently Torpid Tucker’s high dollar boarding school didn’t have American History in their curriculum. So far the only person to agree with Clueless Carson is David (I Maybe White, But I’m Not Too Bright) Duke, former Grand Dragon of the KKK.

Little rich white boy Tucker who is an heir to Swanson Frozen Food fortune and worth 20 million also had this to say, “This is a country where the average person is getting poorer and the suicide rate is spiking.” Wait…What happened to the economy is great?  I thought Trump was making America great again. 

And surprise, Tucker suddenly decided he needed to take a little time off and announced he was going on vacation. Could it be a Bill (Bully Boy) O’Reilly vacation? One you don’t come back from.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Bubbles From My Soapbox

Yes, it is about guns.  It's about assault weapons. There is no reason a private citizen should be able to purchase a military weapon or accessories that can change a rifle to shoot more bullets.  You can’t buy a bazooka or a rocket launcher or a tank, so why should someone be able to buy a AK-47?

I am not advocating taking away anybody’s guns. There are two rifles and two shotguns within 20 feet of where I am typing this blog. Logistically there is no way anybody including the government could take away all the guns in America.

There is approximately 270 million guns in the U.S.  Americans make up less than 5% of the world’s population and yet we have more than 40% of the guns. 

The gun wackos who preach the 2^nd amendment which was written in 1791 need to realize that it is antiquated and totally outdated. The guns back then were muskets and flintlock pistols and I am pretty sure none of the mass shooters were members of a well-regulated militia.  

For all of the Trump supporters  cult-members out there who say Little DICK-Tator Donald has no accountability in these shootings, here is a quote from social psychologist Roy Baueister, “You do not have to give people reasons to be violent, because they already have plenty of reasons. All you have to do is take away their reasons to restrain themselves.” Trump has done this at rally after rally.

  

With Texas being an open-carry-concealed-weapon state, the NRA's motto of, "Takes a good guy with a gun to take out a bad guy with a gun." proves that either there were none of these folks around or these Wanna-be-Dirty Harry's turned into Chicken-Shit-Sam as soon as the first shot was fired and headed for the exit.  

Stay tuned for future adventures.

It's Monday All Over Again

Donald (KKK) Trump weighed in on the mass shootings by dragging the old tired worn out mental health issues into it so the word “gun” is never uttered. Okay, let’s take everyone in the country who owns a gun and put them away in a mental hospital. Problem solved.   

Texas Lt. Governor Dan (Not Only Do I Look Stupid, I Am Stupid) Patrick blamed the mass shootings over the weekend on letting kids play video games. Yeah let’s talk about anything except common sense gun measures. Evidently with Double Dumb Dan, stupidity is a progressive disease.

Texas Senator John (Trump Stooge) Cornyn said he had no idea why the shooter did what he did and went on to say “it could have been homelessness.”  WHAT? This reminds me of the Mark Twain quote. “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Former Senator Rick (I Need To Be In A) Santorum went on CNN and said the solution to mass shootings was for more people to have guns. My answer to Rick is that he needs to have more brains.  

Kentucky Senator Mitch (Ruskie) McConnell is up for reelection in 2020 and his approval ratings are at a dismal 23%.  Taking a look at Kentucky you can see why. Here are Kentucky’s rankings.

Health care….44

Education…….38

Economy……..39

Moscow Mitch’s new campaign motto is “Mitch McConnell, Kentucky 2020, At Least We’re Not Dead Last.

I understand Moscow Mitch fell and broke a shoulder over the weekend. Maybe a little too much vodka?

Stay tuned for future adventures

Flaky Friday

Well so far today, the girl at Dollar General, the man at the Shell station and the cashier at the grocery store.  What happened to “have a nice day?" 

Donald (KKK) Trump sent his HUD Director Ben (Wake Me Up When It’s Over) Carson to Baltimore to try to slime over his derogatory remarks he made about the city last week.  Bonehead Ben, who is dumb as sack of mud in spite of being a brain surgeon, chose a church property that had lots of boarded up houses in one of the worse neighborhoods in the city to do his press conference.

The church showed up and told Brain Dead Ben he didn’t have permission to do the press conference on their land and to take his dumb ass back to D.C.

News is out that Trumpy's BFF Jeffery (I Like Them Young) Epstein wanted to have his head and penis frozen proving that he really is a DICKHEAD.

Moscow Mitch (Ruskie) McConnell’s Siamese twin Leningrad Lindsey (Lap Dog) Graham ignored Senate rules and rammed through a meaningless bill to please his master.  I’m pretty sure Lap Dog Lindsey thinks Trump will play catch with him on the White House lawn and maybe even scratch the back of his head.

Texas Congressmoron John (Ratso) Ratcliffe has withdrawn his name from being considered for Intelligence Chief. Looking at his political record, this is probably the first intelligent thing the man has ever done in his life.

Remember when Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump said “that we will win so much, you’ll get tired of winning.” Well, evidently several Republicans are tired. So far ten Republicans in the House and three Republicans in the Senate are not running for reelection.  I guess they are going back to the place they came from.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

A Little Reminiscing And Some Observing

Seven years ago when we moved from Houston to the country, I was working on “Double Fault” and thought it would be neat to write in the outdoors. Many years ago on a trip to Cape Cod and Martha’s Vineyard, I had visited the home of Thornton Burgess who wrote “Peter Rabbit” and many other stories. He had a place in the woods where he would sit and write. The bench was still there, and I sat down and realized the woods looked the same as when he sat there many, many years ago. It was a surreal moment.

So I built a little deck and moved it out in the woods behind the house. I set up a table and chair and was ready to write. LOL… 

Being the city boy who had just moved to the country, I didn’t realize that the ants, mosquitoes and other critters had claimed this area way ahead of me. I never wrote a line there, but my deck, chair and table are still in the same spot.

After watching the debate the other night, I can’t figure out why former Congressmoron John (Motor-Mouth) Delaney is on the stage. If he wants to be a Republican, why doesn’t he join the Republican Party?

It has become obvious to me that millions of voters voted for the character that Trump portrayed on “The Apprentice”, so why don’t the Democrats get Martin (President Jed Bartlet) Sheen of “The West Wing” to run?

I have been saying for years that the Republican Party is the home of racist. They have been ever since they welcomed in the Dixie Crats after they left the Democrats in a huff over civil rights. Now we have tape of the Godfather of the Republicans, Ronald (Bad Actor, Worse President) Reagan when he was Governor of California talking to President Richard (I Really Am A Crook) Nixon.

Racist Ronnie says, “To see those monkeys from those African countries, damn them.” Which Nixon then laughs and Ronnie goes on to say,” They are still uncomfortable wearing shoes.”  Sounds like ole Ronnie was more Dixie Crat than Party of Lincoln, not to mention a real law bidding citizen.

I didn’t watch the debate last night, but I did watch the highlights later and found that there were no highlights. I would say that Senator Warren won the night again and she wasn’t even there.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Hump Day

I watched the debate last night and once again felt like Senator Warren came out on top, but I have to admit the best line of the night came when Mayor Pete accused the Republicans of supporting naked racism in the White House.

Florida Congressmoron and Trump lacky Matt (I Just Don’t Get It) Gaetz started his day out Tuesday by tweeting that Congressman Elijah (I Walk The Walk) Cummings who is head of the House Oversight Committe was in Italy with Loudest Mouth In The House Pelosi instead of doing his job. Of course, Elijah was not with Pelosi but on the job. Just another lying useless Republican on the taxpayer dollar.

Texas Senator Ted (I Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz is pushing for more tax cuts for the super-rich. Trickle Down Ted wants to index capital gains to inflation. Now since I don’t have millions of dollars in the bank, I don’t have a clue to what that means, but according to financial experts who do say 86% of the benefit of indexing capital gains to inflation would go to the top 1%.

Donald (KKK) Trump said yesterday “I’m the least racist person there is anywhere in the world.” I’m not sure if that is in the Guinness Book of Records or not

Yeah, this guy.

Miss Michigan 2019 Kathy (I Can’t Pronounce My Last Name Either) Zhu who was stripped of her title after she tweeted insensitive and offensive tweets about blacks has a new gig. She is the new member of “Women for Trump Coalition Advisory Board”.  She said she was very excited and looking forward to being grabbed.

Republican Majority Leader Moscow Mitch (Ruskie) McConnell went on the Senate floor this week and whined about everybody calling him an un-American Russian asset. He said those mean people even called him Moscow Mitch.

 Mitch didn’t bring up the fact that after he helped roll back sanctions against Russia, Russia announce spending $200 million dollars in a Kentucky Aluminum mill. Or that he had blocked two security bills against foreign countries interfering in our elections.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Monday, Monday

Kentucky Republican Senator Mitch (Ruskie) McConnell justified his new nick name “Moscow Mitch” by blocking lawmakers from taking action to prevent foreign interference in the 2020 elections. I wonder how many Rubles have found their way into his bank account?

Kentucky’s Libertarian Senator Rand (The Grinch) Paul wants to buy a ticket for Congresswoman IIhan (I Scare The Shit Out Of Trump) Omar to go back and visit Somalia. He said “Maybe after she visited Somalia for a while, she might come back and appreciate America more.” This is from the ASSHOLE who voted against the First Responders bill.

Not to be out done, Texas Republican Senator John (I’ll Lie To Get Your Vote) Cornyn tweeted this little gem. “Again and again, Democrats have refused to join Republicans in guaranteeing coverage for pre-existing conditions.” The fact is that every single Senate Democrat voted for these protections for people with preexisting conditions and every single Republican has opposed those protections. John's nose is growing as we speak.

Another one of those “very fine Nazi’s” as Donald (Little DICK- Tator) Trump put it, shot 15 people, killing 3 including a six-year-old at a festival in California. Of course he used a AK-47 style rifle. I wonder how many people must be killed to change the gun culture in this country. Right now, we are averaging 36,000 a year dying by guns. That works out to about 100 a day. And before someone brings up the old worn out response of how many people die in car wrecks every year, cars were invented to get us from point A to point B. Guns were invented to kill people. 

Texas Congressmoron John (Ratso) Ratcliffe has been nominated by Trump to be the new Director of National Intelligence. First of all putting intelligence and Trump in the same sentence is weird. Secondly this bonehead is just another Trump lackey. He used last week’s Muller hearing to audition for the gig by spouting a load of misinformation about the special counsel.

Stay tuned for future adventures.