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This Just In: Texas Senterrible Rafael (I Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz just shot himself trying to make a BLT sandwich. ...

As most of you who read this little piece of fluff on any kind of consistency know that my sweetie and I through circumstances beyond o...

A number of folks up in Plano, Texas want to repel their city’s equal rights ordinance.   Seems they are not happy unless they can di...

Tweet Now Rick (I may be hair-brained but I have a great hair-do and a gun) Perry says he is thinking about running for President. Wasn’...

So Rush (I am living proof that drugs cause brain damage) Slimebough has decided that Texas Governor Slick Rick (I may be hair-brained b...