Another Harraumph Day

Really I think this hump is more like the ASSHOLE of the year.  Texas Lt. Governor Dan (All Mouth, No Brains) Patrick is proposing to cut $345 million dollars out of the budget that goes to help poor students in college.  Little Danny says that if poor people want to go to college they should chose rich parents.  I did a little checking on Dipshit Dan’s educational history and found that he claims to have gone to Smithfield Barber College on a football scholarship. I’m pretty sure this is a lie because I don't think he got past the seventh grade.

A contender in the Despicable Rotten Human Being of the Year award is Heather (Major Drug Dealer) Bresch.  She is the CEO of the Mylan Pharmaceutical company cartel.   They just raised the price on a life-saving drug that stops allergic reactions known as EpiPen from $56.64 to $317.82.  Little Heather also gave herself a raise of $18 million dollars.  She is evidently allergic to being poor.

Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump’s new campaign manager pimp Kellyanne (Highly Paid Professional Liar) Conway says that there is hidden Trump vote that is not captured in the polls.  I think we have found them.

Speaking of Trumpy-poo. It looks like he wrote the note from his doctor on how healthy he is.  The main clue is that it was signed, “My doctor”.

Dave Ward is leaving KTRK in Houston after 50 years on the air. Dave has said he was shown the door at KTRK.  KTRK says that is because Dave didn’t seem to know where it was.




Stay tuned for future adventures.