Saturday, August 1, 2015

Just More Dumb Stuff



Former Virginia Governor Jim (I Don’t Know Who I Am Either) Gilmore decided to climb aboard the Republican Presidential Hindenburg.  I believe he will be in seat 117.  Jimbo is a former Army intelligence officer and after seeing this decision, I think the key word here is former.

Jim says the country needs a real leader and since he served as the drum major for his school marching band, he feels he has the experience needed for the job. Jim also said,   “I am committed to addressing the central problems facing the nation.” In other words he thinks the mid-west is in real trouble. I have to agree that Kansas sure as hell needs help..


Presidential hopeless Donald (Hair-Brained) Rump says the Republicans need to stop being the party of NO.  He says if he is elected he will surround himself with the best “Yes” men money can buy. 





I was sitting in a little café here in lovely East Texas when I overheard a man saying some really stupid things.  I turned around and asked him if he was a racist?  He said, “Hell yeah, I watch NASCAR every Sunday.” 



Some things I have been pondering.

I’m not into religion so some of this Christian stuff eludes me.  I see all of these 1st Baptist church’s everywhere.  What’s with that?  They can’t all be the first one.

Are Methodist people who are addicted to meth?

Are Episcopalians people who were born in Episcopal?  I think it’s in the Himalayas

Are all Baptist named John?. 

I’ve said it before but I’ll say again.  If you really were born again, why didn’t you get a better hair-do?


 If you use social media are you a socialist?

I don’t understand why TeaNut Republicans insist that they are Not Pro Choice when they think that gay people choose to be gay and poor people chose to be poor.  Also they claim to be Pro-life, but love the death penalty and like war. They really are Pro-Birth because they certainly don’t seem to give a shit about children after they are born. Why else would they continually cut money out of education and welfare? 


Stay tuned for future adventures.

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