Thursday, July 30, 2015

More Than Enough Dumb To Go Around



And the winner for the most hated man in America goes to Walt (I’m An Even Bigger Dick Than Cheney) Palmer.  Walt of the extremely tiny penis is the asshole who killed Cecil the lion who lived peacefully under legal protection for 13 years in a national park in Zimbabwe.   Evidently Wacko Walt, a dentist,  wasn’t satisfied with just dealing his patients a lot of pain and wanted to make the whole country suffer.


I didn’t think Donald (Hair-Brained) Rump could possibly utter anything more repulsive than the “Mexicans coming across the borders are rapist” comment, but he has managed to do it this week. Ole Donnie said that he’d be ecstatic to include Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin in his cabinet if he’s elected to the nation’s highest office. He went on to say, “she really is somebody who knows what’s happening and she’s a special person,” This could be the statement that turns the tide.

A passage out of  Ivana Trump’s 1993 book "Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump". Sub-titled “The J Stands for Jerk”, where she accuses little Donnie of rape has caused a quite a stir in the media this week.  The Don was quite low-key when asked about the accusation.  He wanted to know which one was Ivana?

On the other hand The Don’s lawyer Michael (I’m No Matlock) Cohen went off on rant ending with, “You cannot rape your spouse,” he said. “There’s very clear case law.” I understand that American University where Mikey studied called and wanted their law degree back.






I am really confused about the NFL upholding Tom (My Balls Always Have Air) Brady’s 4 game suspension.  I thought the Patriot Act had expired.




Here is the latest report on the Jade Helm military exercise in Texas. 

  • Number of people incarcerated in Wal-Mart stores….0
  • Number of guns confiscated …0
  • Number people’s constitutional rights violated ….0
  • Number of  political dissidents rounded up…..0



Stay tuned for future adventures.


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